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Old November 6th, 2017, 04:13 PM   #331
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A. It was in Greenman's closet on a blow up model of Samantha Fox

Q. Does an Angler Fish ever stretch out its fins and say "you should have seen the one I caught before, it was this..... big" ?
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Nah, fish can't talk

Do you watch porn together with your wife?
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A: No. My old home movies bore her.
Q: Why does Bullwinkle always use the wrong hat?
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A. Because he's got the wrong head..

Q. Wot Gorilla?.
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A. No it was all on a mouse's night.
Q. If the answer is yes what's the question?
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A. I would call Amundsen a dancer more a pole humper.

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A: Yep, got all the old paint off.

Q: What's your favorite apple?
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A. The one that falls on an idiots head

Q. Why don't people like raw garlic
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A. Vampires aren't actually "people" but they were before they got bitten.

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