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May 2nd, 2014, 02:55 PM
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 This must be in Rome.
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May 2nd, 2014, 03:48 PM
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Dancing with the Stars practice!
 Ok, get those legs a little higher. Good, now hold it there! |
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May 2nd, 2014, 10:53 PM
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 Pooterpacker Correctional Facility reports a 200% increase in the number of inmates signing up to participate in the highway clean-up program. |
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May 3rd, 2014, 01:53 PM
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Tom Tom GPS
 -After 300 meters turn left- -Please turn around when possible- -You have reached your destination- Cheers |
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May 3rd, 2014, 03:05 PM
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I don't think this is what they mean by off-street parking.
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May 3rd, 2014, 07:00 PM
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 It's OK, she's just checking that the pavement is level, while I polish it with her handbag! |
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May 3rd, 2014, 08:22 PM
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 Too cheap to repair the fuel gauge, John devised his own way to see how much gas is in the tank. |
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May 4th, 2014, 03:01 AM
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(Previously posted a similar one which got zapped by an Imagebam glitch.)
 So you say your husband has 9 inches ... that's nothing, I've got a "foot"! |
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