The corrupt a wish game - Page 250

**profvolup** · March 4th, 2016, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I wish I had a man cave with everything a man could ever desire... full bar, expensive stereo, giant TV, racks and racks of porn movies on DVD, a huge collection of mags, full blown 10,000 dollar gaming PC, etc.

Your wish is granted ...

full bar - your man cave is located in a home that is in a 7-days/week "dry" town
expensive stereo - you have a stereo system that is a hand me down from a stadium, and requires 3-phase which is not available in your neighborhood and is too much power to convert from the 110V feed
giant TV - you have a massive, projection screen from the '90s, 480i only
racks and racks of porn movies on DVD - you have the largest collection of porn on DVD, all reject and scratched movies from rental places that always seem to cut out in the middle of the best scenes
a huge collection of mags - you have the largest collection of magazines, all cum stained with pages sticking together
full blown 10,000 dollar gaming PC - you have a high-end gaming workstation from the late '90s, which causes you to brown out the neighborhood any time you power it up

I wish I had the new 2017 Corvette Grand Sport Collector Edition with the blue interior.

**Sir Honkers** · March 4th, 2016, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by profvolup

I wish I had the new 2017 Corvette Grand Sport Collector Edition with the blue interior.

Granted. It has the same registration plates as the one usually parked in a celebrity's garage. Bowlinggreen kindly offers you the use of his man cave as a hideout for as long as you need it, but conditions there quickly persuade you to surrender to the authorities.
I wish to meet a sexually submissive, gorgeous eighteen year old blonde girl with grandpa issues.

**@llatse@** · March 4th, 2016, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish to meet a sexually submissive, gorgeous eighteen year old blonde girl with grandpa issues.

Confused genie lets you meet a sexually confused 81 year old bald grandpa with tissues (we won't go into what he uses them for) he thinks you're gorgeous.....good luck.

I wish I'd been bitten by a radioactive spider.

**Sir Honkers** · March 5th, 2016, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I'd been bitten by a radioactive spider.

Granted. Your funeral is well attended by grieving VEF members
I wish to walk out of the movie theatre thinking to myself, 'wow Dawn Of Justice' was the best Batman Superman film evar!'

**bowlinggreen** · March 5th, 2016, 04:13 PM

Your wish is granted, but as you stroll across the street thinking fondly of your favorite scenes in the movie, a drunken idiot in a black Porsche with a big Batman sticker on the bonnet runs you down and leaves you lying in the street like a crushed chipmunk.

I wish Wonder Woman was real, so I could shag her.

**Sir Honkers** · March 5th, 2016, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I wish Wonder Woman was real, so I could shag her.

Granted. You bring her to the best orgasm she's ever had and she screams in ecstasy.
You on the other hand are screaming for a different reason as her superpowered vaginal contractions reduce your penis to a mangled, bloody pulp.

**profvolup** · March 6th, 2016, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Granted. Your funeral is well attended by grieving VEF members
I wish to walk out of the movie theatre thinking to myself, 'wow Dawn Of Justice' was the best Batman Superman film evar!'

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Granted. You bring her to the best orgasm she's ever had and she screams in ecstasy.
You on the other hand are screaming for a different reason as her superpowered vaginal contractions reduce your penis to a mangled, bloody pulp.

You left your wish open, twice, so the Genie decides to grant you one without request ...

You are granted your wish of a gang bang in the dark with all the women posted on VEF. The only problem is that they're separated by glass wall in the room, with all the other, male members of VEF on the same side of the wall as you, and you're ass raped by us.

I wish (similar "blank cheque") ...

**@llatse@** · March 6th, 2016, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by profvolup

I wish (similar "blank cheque") ...

Genie Club don't accept no blank cheque.....so you get a Blank Czech.....look after him well....he needs spoon feeding, wears an adult nappy that needs constant changing and screams loudly when the TV is on or internet is accessed.

I wish my knob was chocolate flavoured....the babes could not resist

**Mal Hombre** · March 6th, 2016, 10:07 AM

Granted,Your Knob is chocolate flavoured,The babes can't resist-Biting chunks out of it...
I wish that I knew all that I need to and nothing that I don't.

**bowlinggreen** · March 6th, 2016, 06:20 PM

Granted, but the government becomes suspicious of how smart you are, and decides to intern you in an overseas prison, in Jordan, where you discover, that yes, you really DID need to know how to make a knife from a spoon, and how to pick locks, but you don't.

I wish I was 500 years in the future, where there were real sex dolls that can walk and talk and are basically indistinguishable from women - and they cost almost nothing, so you can have a whole harem of them.

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March 5th, 2016, 04:13 PM	#2495
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Your wish is granted, but as you stroll across the street thinking fondly of your favorite scenes in the movie, a drunken idiot in a black Porsche with a big Batman sticker on the bonnet runs you down and leaves you lying in the street like a crushed chipmunk. I wish Wonder Woman was real, so I could shag her.

March 6th, 2016, 06:20 PM	#2500
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Granted, but the government becomes suspicious of how smart you are, and decides to intern you in an overseas prison, in Jordan, where you discover, that yes, you really DID need to know how to make a knife from a spoon, and how to pick locks, but you don't. I wish I was 500 years in the future, where there were real sex dolls that can walk and talk and are basically indistinguishable from women - and they cost almost nothing, so you can have a whole harem of them.