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Old January 2nd, 2012, 11:23 PM   #1011
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Granted. You toss in a DVD of Daisy Chain, and fast forward to the scene with Karen Summer, Crystal Breeze and Peter North. Hot, hot, HOT!

I wish I could have been in that scene instead of Pete.
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Old January 3rd, 2012, 02:30 AM   #1012
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Granted. You toss in a DVD of Daisy Chain, and fast forward to the scene with Karen Summer, Crystal Breeze and Peter North. Hot, hot, HOT!

I wish I could have been in that scene instead of Pete.
Granted. You replace Pete in the gay version, with Karl Summer and Billy Crystal.

I wish I could think of a really nasty wish.





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Old January 3rd, 2012, 10:16 AM   #1013
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Granted. You replace Pete in the gay version, with Karl Summer and Billy Crystal.

I wish I could think of a really nasty wish.
Thats ok allow me......you can turn up in the above movie as The Gimp....everyones fave pet

I wish I didn't have to go back to work this evening.....no more holidays
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Thats ok allow me......you can turn up in the above movie as The Gimp....everyones fave pet

I wish I didn't have to go back to work this evening.....no more holidays
Granted

You are back on twenty-year 'holiday' at a Siberian gulag, followed by a five-year stint as the lowest 'punk' in a Turkish jail.

I wish for Mountain Gorillas to make a David Attenborough documentary.
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I wish for Mountain Gorillas to make a David Attenborough documentary.
Granted, It's a big hit. Everytime David Attenborough tries to speak, the gorillas fling feces at him.

I wish SH has to clean up the mess.






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I wish SH has to clean up the mess.
He does and he uses your head as the broom.

I wish I understood quantum physics (I've watched Dr Brian Cox TV prog 3 times now and I'm more confused than ever)
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He does and he uses your head as the broom.

I wish I understood quantum physics (I've watched Dr Brian Cox TV prog 3 times now and I'm more confused than ever)
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Brian Cox decides to take you under his wing in the style of the ancient Greek philosophers. They believed that a master would impart knowledge to his student via anal sex.
Ouch.

I wish the Large Hadron Collider discovered the Higg's Boson rather quicker.
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I wish the Large Hadron Collider discovered the Higg's Boson rather quicker.
Brian C finds you much more entertaining than me and impresses your modest tunnel with his Large Collider thats one big ho'son

I wish we'd get away from the anal sex and physics angle
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Brian C finds you much more entertaining than me and impresses your modest tunnel with his Large Collider thats one big ho'son

I wish we'd get away from the anal sex and physics angle
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We drop the physics, but you can have anal sex from any angle.

I wish David Bellamy had a beard made of sphagnum.
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We drop the physics, but you can have anal sex from any angle.

I wish David Bellamy had a beard made of sphagnum.
Granted. It tickles your testicles.

I wish Max Joker would untie the hitchhikers in his basement.






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