The corrupt a wish game

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by Booji Boy

I wish I had a portable transporter that could instantly take me anywhere in the world I wished to go.

Granted but it malfunctions and lands you in the middle of Dublin on Stag & Hen Bahmitzvah Weekend and gets mistaken for a portaloo....so you and all the drunks are then transported to Rockall and the things batteries are now flat.

I wish Fiona Bruce, Fiona Fullerton, Fiona Armstrong and Fiona Richmond would fight it out in wet mud to find the best Fiona.....with me as the ref.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. However, another Fiona enters the competition, the big, green Mrs. Shrek herself. After she beats all the others she claims you as her prize. Enjoy.

I wish to give Susan Hart a facial.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish to give Susan Hart a facial.

Granted, but it's an oatmeal and honey facial.

I wish that Susan Hart would enjoy her facial so much that she insists on introducing tygrkhat40 to her hairdresser, saying that the two of them would be a perfect couple.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish that Susan Hart would enjoy her facial so much that she insists on introducing tygrkhat40 to her hairdresser, saying that the two of them would be a perfect couple.

Granted, but said hairdresser likes a sandwich so you have to join them.

I wish to be the meat in a Princess Beatrice and Eugenie Sandwich....while mum Sarah takes some pics

[tygrkhat40]

As you wish. Didn't know some of the royals were cannibals, huh?

I wish for the power of a god.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish for the power of a god.

Granted you get Mxzwffsklptl......Aztec god of sh!t.....his super power is he cleans bogs with his tongue.....in Mexico in the Summer

I wish I could have a space flight to the new earth like planets that have been discovered.......see if there's any life there.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I could have a space flight to the new earth like planets that have been discovered.......see if there's any life there.

Granted. You get a one way trip to the planet that the anal-probing aliens come from.

I wish that in space, no one can hear @llatse@ scream.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish that in space, no one can hear @llatse@ scream.

Granted....no one can except you, locked in one of those little boom box cars that annoy everyone as their sound sytems are more expensive than the cars.........suddenly your ears explode and the car is covered in ear gunk.

I wish the car in front was Luddite's

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish the car in front was Luddite's

Granted. Genie will make sure Luddite arrives before you and finds a parking space.

I wish to drive F1 and beat everyone in a souped up '67 Plymouth Belvedere.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish to drive F1 and beat everyone in a souped up '67 Plymouth Belvedere.

Deaf genie time.....you're Bernie Ecclestone's F1 time out comedy act in a giant bucket of soup from Plymouth's Belvedere Hotel, a no star B&B that caters to asylum seekers, dole wallahs and p!ss heads who've missed the last train home.....the soup is made from the dregs of its outdoor urinal and washroom facility.

I wish Luddite all the very best