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May 12th, 2018, 04:21 AM	#5861
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Salmon. The other pink meat. Pickled herring in mustard sauce or smoked oysters in oil? __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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May 12th, 2018, 11:25 AM	#5862
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,894 Thanks: 1,328,995 Thanked 707,173 Times in 60,066 Posts	Smoked oysters in oil Would you put seafood on a pizza or not?

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May 12th, 2018, 02:58 PM	#5863
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	I would. Would your name a pizza after your mother or girlfriend?

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May 12th, 2018, 04:13 PM	#5864
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,693 Times in 57,565 Posts	Yes,Why not It's the ultimate compliment.. Would You name a car after Your wife or girlfriend ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 12th, 2018, 04:48 PM	#5865
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	No. Same as I did or I was just lying....

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May 12th, 2018, 05:38 PM	#5866
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Just lying. Give names to your wife or gf's boobs and pussy or not?

May 12th, 2018, 09:01 PM	#5867
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,894 Thanks: 1,328,995 Thanked 707,173 Times in 60,066 Posts	No. That seems childish to me. It's not as if they're a toy or stuffed animal...eh Do you or do you not like to watch historical t.v. shows/movies?

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May 12th, 2018, 10:12 PM	#5868
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,145 Times in 30,297 Posts	I like as long as it's based on work by Jane Austin and doesn't include zombies. Hollywood cowboy movies of the 40's & 50's or the pseudo-realistic modern versions.

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May 12th, 2018, 10:24 PM	#5869
Randy_Mann R.I.P. Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 2,313 Thanks: 92,218 Thanked 63,941 Times in 2,316 Posts	Hollywood cowboy movies of the 40's & 50's as long as it's based on work by Jane Austin and includes zombies. Movies: Baddass cowboy shoot 'em up or hard nosed war film? __________________ If any of my video links go bad, please PM me. TIA - I cannot replace images. I'm not a complete idiot... some parts are missing.

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May 12th, 2018, 10:32 PM	#5870
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	cowboy British Hammer Horror or American slasher flicks?

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