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Old 05-06-2010, 01:18 AM   #1
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Hayden never suspected that the man beside her would become her future husband.
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Ronald, concerned over the high sodium content of his meat decides to come in her arse instead.

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The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake

It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site.
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:32 AM   #4
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Heroes and Villains.
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"Gettin' down with the clown!
One BIG mac with special sauce,
$300 plus hotel room."
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Ronald "Hang on it'll supersize in a minute"

Hayden "I'm lovin it"
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Wanna try My special sauce ?
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"Congrats! You´re our "Free Sandwich" winner!

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"Are you sure you are not menstruating?"
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So that's where the ketchup is made!

He's gonna put it in between her buns in a minute!
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