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Kerry Katona 106 18.76%
Jordan 159 28.14%
Jodie Marsh 112 19.82%
Posh Spice 112 19.82%
Sarah Jessica Parker 159 28.14%
Peaches Geldof 86 15.22%
Kelly Osbourne 151 26.73%
Paris Hilton 136 24.07%
Amy Winehouse 254 44.96%
Other 40 7.08%
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Old September 3rd, 2020, 08:39 PM   #251
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Lady Gaga Gaga more like Lady Gag Gag. It wouldn't hurt my feelings if she and Justin Bieber got hit by a train repeatedly
Perhaps the one show of theirs I would pay to attend
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I must admit I would have a crack at Venus Williams - pretty sure she has got better with age unlike her sister (with the bum that must have it's own postcode).

Jody Gordon - never

Of the Kardashians - I know she is mental but of them all I would tap Kourtney in a heartbeat

Michelle Obama - yes please

Just reviewed this thread and the main conclusion I can draw - there is a million you wouldn't want to touch for every one you would. There are some dreadful choices here

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I must admit I would have a crack at Venus Williams - pretty sure she has got better with age unlike her sister (with the bum that must have it's own postcode).

Jody Gordon - never

Of the Kardashians - I know she is mental but of them all I would tap Kourtney in a heartbeat

Michelle Obama - yes please

Just reviewed this thread and the main conclusion I can draw - there is a million you wouldn't want to touch for every one you would. There are some dreadful choices here

And you made a majority of them
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I have been following your posts here for some time and i am perplexed by the women you wouldn't. Perhaps to appease my curiosity >>> who exactly WOULD you feel was worthy of your attention and obvious prowess
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