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December 13th, 2013, 04:26 PM
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I've driven a Rolls Royce, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, a Porsche, a Bentley, an Aston Martin , a Mercedes and a Jaguar. All in a days work for a Hilton hotel car valet.
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December 13th, 2013, 06:21 PM
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'Oh, my God", said my class mates, who I hadn't seen in 25 years, 'Haven't you grown old and grey and decrepit?'
'Not to mention fat.', I said, trying to make fun of it. 'Yes, but we didn't want to offend!'
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December 13th, 2013, 06:51 PM
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"Will I be the first to do this to you?" whispered the man after his bride-to-be finally consented to sex.
"What a silly question..." giggled the girl, "I don't even know what position you want to use yet."
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December 14th, 2013, 08:26 AM
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"Hey babe,....I'm in the hospital.
I got my leg injured at work and Paula brought me here. The doctors say I might lose the leg...." "Who's Paula?"
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December 14th, 2013, 11:16 AM
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TAMPAX have announced they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel...this is for the christmas period only.
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December 14th, 2013, 02:06 PM
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What do ya call a boomerang that don't come back ? A stick   
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December 15th, 2013, 12:18 AM
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December 15th, 2013, 06:27 AM
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December 15th, 2013, 08:59 PM
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Estreeter found out i had an imaginary girlfriend.
He said "You know you should be doing a hell of a lot better than this nightmare !". " Thanks mate, that means a lot " I answered . " Was talking to your girlfriend" He replied.
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December 15th, 2013, 09:19 PM
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One my daughter told me!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! |
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