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May 25th, 2017, 03:43 PM | #12321 |
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Yes, mainly coined to bridge the unelegant gap between your "half-pregnant" and my "pregnant" ...
This was a brain twister. I laid stress on the fact that the two meanings of "pregnant" (pause) are often so convoluted that you can hardly tell which one is meant, like in: "A pregnant pause is a pause in speech lasting 280 days or 40 weeks, whichever comes first. The pause ends with birth." Though the focus is seemingly on rhetorics this fun definition is really from a pregnancy site. "Pregnant pause for Punchlines" from the article is a similar example ... My "pregnant pauses can be used for punchlines" turned it around a second time ... |
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May 25th, 2017, 08:57 PM | #12323 |
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- What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
"Olive or twist?" - Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? 2 drinks. - What is the similarity between American beer and having sex in a rowboat? They are both SO close to water! - Two midgets walk into a mini-bar....................................
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May 26th, 2017, 03:39 AM | #12324 |
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May 26th, 2017, 03:53 AM | #12325 |
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As a follow up, we homebrewers *know* why American beer is (typically) fkng close to water.
Hint: it has to do with WWII. I'll let you do the research. That's changing now, with homebrewing and craft brewing (or microbrewing, if you prefer) on the rise. Rise? Nay, EXPLODING! Read some beer history for a fun jaunt. |
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May 26th, 2017, 03:33 PM | #12326 |
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For sale. One wall barometer, broken. Offers welcome. No pressure.
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Why aren't there any transvestites in NASA?
Because there is no drag in space.
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May 28th, 2017, 10:11 AM | #12330 |
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Now´s the time. "Almost" a joke here now, my goodness!
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