The Corrupt A Song Game

**HugoHackenbush** · August 25th, 2011, 09:16 PM

Calling all smart arses and Weird Al wannbes. This combines the "Corrupt a Wish" Game and the "Replace Heart with Arse" Game. Simply take a popular song, the more popular the better and rewrite it with lyrics no sensible composer would use, and of course the more ridiculous the better. And since this is VEF, smutty is permissible, if not preferable.

No need to do the whole song. (Please) Just the parts that are funny. Feel free to jump from verse to chorus. And hopefully the song will be so famous we won't need a YouTube link.

The goal is the keep as close to sound and rhythm of the original lyrics as possible. ID your creation thusly:

Band's "Old song" = New Song. Here goes:

Journey's "Any Way You Want It" = Any Way you Vomit

Any way you vomit
That’s the way you heave it
Any way you vomit

I was at home
I took five ‘ludes
Washed ‘em down with booze

So I drugged
And I drank
Now to the john I cling

All night
All night
Might take all night

So hold tight
Hold tight
This might take all night

Cos it’s
Any way you vomit
That’s the way you heave it
Any way you vomit

**HugoHackenbush** · August 25th, 2011, 09:17 PM

Playin’ with myself
I’m just
Playin’ with myself

With some self affection
And a huge erection
I’ll be
Playin’ with myself

And if I had the chance
I’d like to drop my pants
And I’d be
Playin’ with myself

**Mal Hombre** · August 26th, 2011, 01:37 PM

With apologies to Phil and Don Everly

Waaank,wank,wank,wank
Waaank,wank,wank,wank
When I want you in my bed
When I want you to give Me head
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Waaank,wank,wank,wank

I can make you mine, taste your tits so fine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm wankin' my life away

I need your twat that I could die
I love your twat and that is why
Whenever I want it, all I have to do is
Waaank,wank,wank,wank

I can make you mine, taste your
tits so fine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm wankin' my life away

I need your twat that I could die
I love your twat and that is why
Whenever I want it, all I have to do is
Waaank,wank,wank,wank

FADE
Waaaaank,etc

**HugoHackenbush** · August 29th, 2011, 01:20 PM

Take It On the Run = Take It Up the Arse

You take it up the arse baby
If that’s the way you want it baby
Stick it where it’s soft and round

You’ll be screaming
While I’m reaming
I’ll give it to you hard
When you take up the arse

Caught it from a friend who…
Caught it from a friend who…
Caught it from another who was messin' around

**tygrkhat40** · August 29th, 2011, 05:20 PM

I've only got a couple of lines, but they're good. Based on the old standard "Nothing Could Be Finer"

Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina
In the morning

Nothing could be sweeter than to spread her legs and eat her
In the morning

**HugoHackenbush** · August 29th, 2011, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I've only got a couple of lines, but they're good. Based on the old standard "Nothing Could Be Finer"

Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina
In the morning

Nothing could be sweeter than to spread her legs and eat her
In the morning

Actually tygrhat40, that couplet reminds me of one I heard back during the whole Bill Clinton/ Monica Lewinsky debacle.

Sung to the tune of "Goin' to Carolina" by James Taylor.

Bill''s cigar in Monica's vagina
Can't you hear her giggle
When he makes it wiggle
'Cause Monica ain't the kind of girl
You can do in the behind
But a cigar in her vagina, she don't mind

**HugoHackenbush** · September 6th, 2011, 08:36 PM

Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me = Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me

Don’t let your son
Go down on me
We’ll just expose ourselves
In some public lavatory

He’ll leave behind the straight and narrow life
For gay-ity (for gay-ity, yes for gay-ity)

He’ll be cruising everything
If that’s your son going down on me…

**Warren G** · September 10th, 2011, 06:33 AM

(To the song "pink", by Aerosmith)

Stink, it's my new obsession
Stink, it's not even a question
Stink on the ass of your lover
Stink is the smell you'll discover

Stink on the lips of your heinie
Stink no, it's not all that tiny
Stink it's the odor you're leavin'
One more sniff, and I think I'll be heavin'

Stink it was love at first sight
Stink till I turned out the light
Stink Got me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be alright
Alright if I don't exphixiate tonight

**HugoHackenbush** · September 13th, 2011, 02:41 PM

Beautiful Girls = Barbeque Grill

She was pink more than tan
She had tongs in her hand
But whoa
She had a barbeque grill, oh yeah

Gimme a sweet little patty
With a little bit of fatty
So it’ll turn out nice and brown

Fix one for me
I can’t cook you see
Is your beef all chuck or ground

Here I am, ain’t no chef of the world, no
All I need is a barbeque grill
Whoa, yeah, barbeque grill

**sweatyhat** · November 2nd, 2011, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

With apologies to Phil and Don Everly
I need your twat that I could die
I love your twat and that is why
Whenever I want it, all I have to do is
Waaank,wank,wank,wank

I hate you so
Look in my eye
I hate you so
Fckk off and die...

August 25th, 2011, 09:16 PM	#1
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,328 Times in 14,159 Posts	The Corrupt A Song Game Calling all smart arses and Weird Al wannbes. This combines the "Corrupt a Wish" Game and the "Replace Heart with Arse" Game. Simply take a popular song, the more popular the better and rewrite it with lyrics no sensible composer would use, and of course the more ridiculous the better. And since this is VEF, smutty is permissible, if not preferable. No need to do the whole song. (Please) Just the parts that are funny. Feel free to jump from verse to chorus. And hopefully the song will be so famous we won't need a YouTube link. The goal is the keep as close to sound and rhythm of the original lyrics as possible. ID your creation thusly: Band's "Old song" = New Song. Here goes: Journey's "Any Way You Want It" = Any Way you Vomit Any way you vomit That’s the way you heave it Any way you vomit I was at home I took five ‘ludes Washed ‘em down with booze So I drugged And I drank Now to the john I cling All night All night Might take all night So hold tight Hold tight This might take all night Cos it’s Any way you vomit That’s the way you heave it Any way you vomit __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

August 25th, 2011, 09:17 PM	#2
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,328 Times in 14,159 Posts	Billy Idol's "Dancin' with Myself = Playin' with Myself Playin’ with myself I’m just Playin’ with myself With some self affection And a huge erection I’ll be Playin’ with myself And if I had the chance I’d like to drop my pants And I’d be Playin’ with myself __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

August 26th, 2011, 01:37 PM	#3
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,624 Times in 57,558 Posts	All I Have to do ... With apologies to Phil and Don Everly Waaank,wank,wank,wank Waaank,wank,wank,wank When I want you in my bed When I want you to give Me head Whenever I want you, all I have to do is Waaank,wank,wank,wank I can make you mine, taste your tits so fine Anytime night or day Only trouble is, gee whiz I'm wankin' my life away I need your twat that I could die I love your twat and that is why Whenever I want it, all I have to do is Waaank,wank,wank,wank I can make you mine, taste your tits so fine Anytime night or day Only trouble is, gee whiz I'm wankin' my life away I need your twat that I could die I love your twat and that is why Whenever I want it, all I have to do is Waaank,wank,wank,wank FADE Waaaaank,etc __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 29th, 2011, 01:20 PM	#4
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,328 Times in 14,159 Posts	REO Speedwagon Take It On the Run = Take It Up the Arse You take it up the arse baby If that’s the way you want it baby Stick it where it’s soft and round You’ll be screaming While I’m reaming I’ll give it to you hard When you take up the arse Caught it from a friend who… Caught it from a friend who… Caught it from another who was messin' around __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

August 29th, 2011, 05:20 PM	#5
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	I've only got a couple of lines, but they're good. Based on the old standard "Nothing Could Be Finer" Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina In the morning Nothing could be sweeter than to spread her legs and eat her In the morning __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 6th, 2011, 08:36 PM	#7
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,328 Times in 14,159 Posts	George Michael with special guest Elton John Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me = Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me Don’t let your son Go down on me We’ll just expose ourselves In some public lavatory He’ll leave behind the straight and narrow life For gay-ity (for gay-ity, yes for gay-ity) He’ll be cruising everything If that’s your son going down on me… __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

September 10th, 2011, 06:33 AM	#8
Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,250 Times in 1,479 Posts	Stink (To the song "pink", by Aerosmith) Stink, it's my new obsession Stink, it's not even a question Stink on the ass of your lover Stink is the smell you'll discover Stink on the lips of your heinie Stink no, it's not all that tiny Stink it's the odor you're leavin' One more sniff, and I think I'll be heavin' Stink it was love at first sight Stink till I turned out the light Stink Got me high as a kite And I think everything is going to be alright Alright if I don't exphixiate tonight

September 13th, 2011, 02:41 PM	#9
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,328 Times in 14,159 Posts	Van Halen Beautiful Girls = Barbeque Grill She was pink more than tan She had tongs in her hand But whoa She had a barbeque grill, oh yeah Gimme a sweet little patty With a little bit of fatty So it’ll turn out nice and brown Fix one for me I can’t cook you see Is your beef all chuck or ground Here I am, ain’t no chef of the world, no All I need is a barbeque grill Whoa, yeah, barbeque grill __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

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