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Old November 23rd, 2017, 03:48 AM   #4711
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Dupe post Ma'am

Nope, it's a quote of a post from a different section. Besides I'm one of those Red people here. I make the rules.


I like turkey and stuffing etc, etc. Hooray for Thanksgiving
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Old November 23rd, 2017, 02:58 PM   #4712
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Nope, it's a quote of a post from a different section. Besides I'm one of those Red people here. I make the rules.


I like turkey and stuffing etc, etc. Hooray for Thanksgiving
My My some one's ego is bigger than her little body!! Of course after today the body may get bigger for awhile huh??
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How to properly ask if she does anal for the gentlemen ...lol...


The Modern Gentleman's Guide to Going in Through the Back Door

https://www.gq.com/story/anal-sex-advice

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Old November 25th, 2017, 10:43 PM   #4714
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I she a post-op trans-sexual in real life?

The jaw line, hips, thick neck.
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I like turkey and stuffing etc, etc. Hooray for Thanksgiving
I like Turkey legs stuffed into fishnet stockings
Hooray for Queer Turkeys Don't mean to offend any Members who are Turkish BTW Sorry
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Old November 30th, 2017, 10:20 AM   #4717
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Hooray for Queer Turkeys Don't mean to offend any Members who are Turkish BTW Sorry
If you are only part Turkish, are you Turkish...ish?
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If you are only part Turkish, are you Turkish...ish?
Turkish, no, wouldn't mind being one for a day to see what it;s like, but that said I am a friend and ......

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