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Old June 19th, 2018, 08:27 PM   #3051
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I know why. Just to water the plants.
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Old June 19th, 2018, 08:28 PM   #3052
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Michael Hutchence hanged himself with Estreeter's belt who was arrested and questioned as a suspect. But he was soon released as the cops established that Mr. Hutchence and Estreeter shared the same sauna and that the former took the wrong belt by mistake. Still, Estreeter remains tormented by feelings of guilt.

In an interview with the local magazine The Geelong Schlong, he said he wishes he lived on pizza and burgers then like he does now because his belt would have been longer and "Michael's suicide would have failed".
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Old June 19th, 2018, 08:29 PM   #3053
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Back in his early teens, ball7 thought that the growth of his first pubic hair meant he's no longer a virgin... until he learned the truth when he was 46.
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Old June 19th, 2018, 08:31 PM   #3054
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Today, I saw Sandhunter bending over in front of the stove. But I couldn't see the stove.
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lagerlout is the gardener in a secret garden where they secretly rape him every day.

Then they widely spread the word.
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Old June 19th, 2018, 08:51 PM   #3056
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True. I'm a lesbian man.
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Old June 19th, 2018, 09:07 PM   #3057
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True. I'm a lesbian man.
Do you have the practice?
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Silicone Carne got a defect gaydar - so far he has made a move on six soldiers and a Hells Angels
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Back in his early teens, ball7 thought that the growth of his first pubic hair meant he's no longer a virgin... until he learned the truth when he was 46.
When Estreeter plowed ball7's tight little asshole and relieved him of that burden. E received a bj afterwards in gratitude, while palo5 filmed the entire ceremony.
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Every time Sam Spade opens his mouth he violates a dozen human rights.
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