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Old April 24th, 2018, 02:44 PM   #2631
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Old April 24th, 2018, 03:31 PM   #2632
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Hertz Little known fact, he watches those daytime soaps, "Days Of Our Lives" "The Young and The Restless" "The Bold and The Beautiful", that's not the bad part, he's actually joined internet chat forums about them Greenman mods them
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Old April 24th, 2018, 04:08 PM   #2633
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Scoundrel listens nightly to old BBC propaganda. "Empire troops have vanquished the enemy and captured 21 Italian conscripts in Abyssinia. Elsewhere, Soviet troops will probably lose a local battle called Stalingrad. No one knows where it is"
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putin5 got a new job works in the research, design and testing facility for a dildo manufacturer but his specific task is in the specialised anal bead department
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Scoundrel listens nightly to old BBC propaganda. "Empire troops have vanquished the enemy and captured 21 Italian conscripts in Abyssinia. Elsewhere, Soviet troops will probably lose a local battle called Stalingrad. No one knows where it is"
Where is Abyssinia. I do not know where it is?
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Where is Abyssinia. I do not know where it is?
aka Ethiopia

A very troubled region for longer than I've been alive
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