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April 24th, 2018, 02:44 PM | #2631 |
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April 24th, 2018, 03:31 PM | #2632 |
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Sure, I watch them, with tears in the eyes, but a lot of tears, which I fill in the bottle and give it to Greenman to drink them
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April 24th, 2018, 04:08 PM | #2633 |
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But I then recycle them in your bedtime cocoa.
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April 24th, 2018, 04:38 PM | #2634 |
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Scoundrel listens nightly to old BBC propaganda. "Empire troops have vanquished the enemy and captured 21 Italian conscripts in Abyssinia. Elsewhere, Soviet troops will probably lose a local battle called Stalingrad. No one knows where it is"
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April 24th, 2018, 04:50 PM | #2635 |
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April 24th, 2018, 09:59 PM | #2636 |
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You forgot to mention the Brussels sprouts.
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April 24th, 2018, 10:02 PM | #2637 |
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Where is Abyssinia. I do not know where it is?
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April 24th, 2018, 10:07 PM | #2638 |
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April 24th, 2018, 11:38 PM | #2639 |
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April 25th, 2018, 01:00 AM | #2640 |
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Bloke57 is sleeping with the fishes - he keeps live goldfish in his water bed.
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