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April 14th, 2018, 04:01 PM | #2561 |
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Tygrkhat is a famous ice-performer. He has countless claws, and can never slip. He is more athletic and agile than a skater, because he is a cat
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April 14th, 2018, 06:45 PM | #2562 |
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Trailmaster was at Boston's Fenway Park April 14th 1912 to throw out the first pitch , which he threw wild and it hit a woman in the bleachers
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April 14th, 2018, 07:29 PM | #2563 |
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A Miss Sally Clarkson of Oxford is currently expecting the demon child of Jokerman.
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April 14th, 2018, 10:29 PM | #2564 |
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Sssh. Don't tell evryone. We're keeping it a secret. And Max Joker is going to be Damien's god father.
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April 15th, 2018, 01:37 PM | #2565 |
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ball7 he has a spouse in every country that allows gay marriage
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April 15th, 2018, 03:46 PM | #2566 |
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Estreeter celebrates a decade here, and says he didn't enjoy it. His wife forced him to spend time here to avoid clubs and pubs
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April 15th, 2018, 03:54 PM | #2567 |
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April 15th, 2018, 04:03 PM | #2568 |
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putin5 went to Mass today and begged the Lord for forgiveness for being a Communist heathen Best thing he ever did
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April 15th, 2018, 04:28 PM | #2569 |
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Estreeter poops on snakes when he finds them
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April 15th, 2018, 06:22 PM | #2570 |
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Estreeter was dropped from the Aussie women's netball team...so that's why England beat them-at last!!
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