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November 24th, 2017, 10:18 AM	#1441
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Wizz's father is Roy Wood Not the rapper, comedian, philosopher, or baseball player. __________________

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November 24th, 2017, 03:19 PM	#1442
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I support Mal Hombre as he explores his homo erotic side in the play: "There is something about Mary's brother"

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November 24th, 2017, 03:20 PM	#1443
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Many years ago Wimbo was an extra in Doctor Who - but due to his terrible wooden performance we always know him as Woody Pete

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November 24th, 2017, 03:23 PM	#1444
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Sandhunter should not be allowed to marry his current girlfriend - She is underage, fourlegged and currently the mayor of Dundee

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Jake Gittes doesn't know why we don't have Thanksgiving like in USA

It's because turkeys don't grow here, and snow starts in Octber

Why not celebrate surviving another winter when the snow has melted? 4 July might be a handy date.

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November 24th, 2017, 05:15 PM

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Sandhunter should not be allowed to marry his current girlfriend
- She is underage, fourlegged and currently the mayor of Dundee

Actually, Sandhunter has 17 or more wives, no one knows exactly. He is a Mormon from Utah and that's how they live

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November 24th, 2017, 06:08 PM	#1447
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Trail got his cock stuck in his boss' letterbox

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November 24th, 2017, 06:39 PM	#1448
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November 24th, 2017, 06:45 PM	#1449
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Welderman is a follower of the Later Day of Welding Church

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November 24th, 2017, 06:46 PM	#1450
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