|
Best Porn Sites | Live Sex | Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Mark Forums Read |
General Discussion & News Want to speak your mind about something ... do it here. |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
August 31st, 2017, 03:58 PM | #6111 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Posts: 59,888
Thanks: 1,328,972
Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts
|
As usual I celebrated too soon. I still need to learn when quoting how to put in the PostID so that little mark will get in which when clicked on will take a member back to the original post. Ho Hum! Nuts!
Hoooray. I can do it now. hos's instructions for this are not clear, so I looked in The Rulessection and their explanation is better! Last edited by trailmaster; August 31st, 2017 at 07:51 PM.. |
August 31st, 2017, 06:50 PM | #6112 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: Unaffordable housing
Posts: 4,923
Thanks: 31,646
Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts
|
Davo is getting a mite confused Bruce!
|
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to bloke57 For This Useful Post: |
August 31st, 2017, 07:04 PM | #6113 |
Vintage Member
Join Date: Jul 2015
Posts: 12,284
Thanks: 458,526
Thanked 216,712 Times in 11,743 Posts
|
appears to be a Malcolm X idea since TM is from chicago and was 50 years ago ...
|
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to zeus64 For This Useful Post: |
September 1st, 2017, 12:00 PM | #6114 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Posts: 59,888
Thanks: 1,328,972
Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts
|
Part 3 The green aliens awoke a few minutes after their great starship had crashed into the Australian outback. These aliens after evolving for millions of years no longer used a spoken language as they no longer have vocal chords. They communicate to one another by telepathy. They can communicate to aliens from other worlds, but what an alien would see in his mind are pictures not words. The green skinned aliens don't have names. I shall call them alien 1, and alien 2. Alien 1 says to alien two-what happened. Alien two says let's see what the ship sensors have to report. The aliens climb out of their sleep chambers and go over to a console. The report says that their ship had a slight navigation problem which propelled it into a pulsar about 70,000 light years from Earth, and the ship's flight sent them on a direct course to Earth. All the time the ship was heading to Earth the sensors were taking readings. The aliens can attach a device to the machine which will instantly download into their minds everything which the sensors recorded. They now have a complete picture of everything about Earth. The aliens are not surprised. They have seen millions of planets in thousands of galaxies over many thousands of years. The aliens are nearly immortal with life spans in the many hundreds of thousands of years. Alien one says to alien two- Earth is an average M-class planet with an intelligent bi-pedal mammalian species called humans. Earth is quite nice looking as planets go. It has large oceans, large land masses which have all kinds of different environments: deserts, plains, mountain ranges, lakes, long rivers, swamps, ice continents, thousands of inhabited and non-inhabited islands. While the aliens were busy with studying the information about Earth, the American and Australian military had advanced to the lip of the 2 mile wide crater. The could see with binoculars the large alien ship at the bottom, but did not do anything about this at first, until they could take readings with their primitive machinery. Over a period of a few weeks construction began on a catwalk which would lead down to the bottom of the crater where the military could bring their machinery to set up to study the ship and see if it could be opened. They were amazed that this incredible impact did not obliterate the ship. The aliens during this time saw this activity and just for their own amusement let it happen. They had all the time in the world. They saw that the ship was un-damaged and could lift off anytime, but they wanted to see what the humans would do to try to get into their mighty ship. Story to continue. |
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to trailmaster For This Useful Post: |
September 1st, 2017, 12:31 PM | #6115 |
Administrator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,106
Thanks: 449,599
Thanked 896,731 Times in 60,308 Posts
|
But Mate ..... This is Australia ..... Nothing is supposed to make sense
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post: |
September 1st, 2017, 12:36 PM | #6116 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Land Of Glorious Leader
Posts: 30,335
Thanks: 286,762
Thanked 386,086 Times in 30,291 Posts
|
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-0...ursery/8862858
It's cute as all get out when it's eating someone else's vegies, bloody nuisance when it gets into you own vegie patch though. Bunnings is one of those humongous hardware stores that sell everything. |
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to Sir Honkers For This Useful Post: |
September 1st, 2017, 12:42 PM | #6117 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Posts: 59,888
Thanks: 1,328,972
Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts
|
|
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to trailmaster For This Useful Post: |
September 1st, 2017, 12:47 PM | #6118 | |
Vintage Idiot
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: History
Posts: 22,129
Thanks: 226,701
Thanked 356,687 Times in 21,624 Posts
|
Quote:
... but I can imagine what sorts of images might be used when alien 1 (or 2?) wants to talk about cheese. |
|
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to effCup For This Useful Post: |
September 1st, 2017, 12:59 PM | #6119 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Posts: 59,888
Thanks: 1,328,972
Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts
|
|
September 1st, 2017, 01:01 PM | #6120 |
Administrator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,106
Thanks: 449,599
Thanked 896,731 Times in 60,308 Posts
|
Didn't I tell you, in this thread, nothing is supposed to make sense
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post: |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|