Lyrics you change on purpose - Page 3

**wimbo77** · August 21st, 2016, 03:57 PM

Traffic - The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys

Actual

If you see something that looks like a star
And it's shooting up out of the ground
And your head is spinning from a loud guitar
And you just can't escape from the sound
Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
We were children once, playing with toys
And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound of
The low spark of high-heeled boys

Changed

If you see something that looks like a boner
And it's shooting up from inside his pants
And your head is spinning from such emotions
And you just can't escape from his grasp
Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
We were children once, playing with ourselves
And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound of
The strange spark of homosexual boys

It just came to me as i listened to it.

**ManofKent** · August 22nd, 2016, 11:47 AM

See ya later, masturbator!

aldaudet · August 25th, 2016, 01:18 PM

Green Acres theme song:

Original: Land spreading out,
so far and wide
Keep Manhattan,
just give me that countryside.

Changed:
Cheeks spreadin out so far and wide,
drop those drawers and show me that big backside

**ManofKent** · August 27th, 2016, 12:07 PM

Who wears shit shorts?

I wear shit shorts!

WURZ · September 8th, 2016, 10:30 AM

Meatloaf-Bat out of Hell

"I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, I'm a Cilla Black fan tonight".

"I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike".

xdemon666 · September 8th, 2016, 11:05 AM

Queen Bohemian Rhapsody.

from 'Spare him his life for his monstrosities'
to 'Spare him his life for his pork sausages'

from'Beelzebub has the Devil put aside for me'
to 'beelzebub has the Devil bought a sideboard?'

xdemon666 · September 8th, 2016, 11:08 AM

oh Boy.

All my life I've been kissing
Your left tit cos your right ones missing.

**wimbo77** · September 11th, 2016, 07:37 PM

Spandau Ballet

'' Highly strung up my bum. ''

**Mal Hombre** · September 11th, 2016, 07:48 PM

All My life I've been awaiting
Tonight,There'll be no masturbating
Oh Boy
When I shag You
Oh Boy..

**Staffsyeoman** · September 11th, 2016, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xdemon666

Queen Bohemian Rhapsody.

from 'Spare him his life for his monstrosities'
to 'Spare him his life for his pork sausages'

from'Beelzebub has the Devil put aside for me'
to 'beelzebub has the Devil bought a sideboard?'

An ex of mine's mother really did think that was the lyric about the devil having a sideboard.
Mind you, a schoolmate thought it was "Mick Miller" (a footballer) they were singing about rather than Bizmillah.

Bob Marley: "Me ears are alight"
There was also that advert for Maxell cassette tapes which used a rip off of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" with the cue cards of misheard lyrics (the shtick being you had to hear it on their superior product to get the right words). They used "Israelites" and that rich ground for misheard lyrics - "Into The Valley" by The Skids. "Whose disease is catskin?" etc etc

August 21st, 2016, 03:57 PM	#21
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Traffic - The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys Actual If you see something that looks like a star And it's shooting up out of the ground And your head is spinning from a loud guitar And you just can't escape from the sound Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you We were children once, playing with toys And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound of The low spark of high-heeled boys Changed If you see something that looks like a boner And it's shooting up from inside his pants And your head is spinning from such emotions And you just can't escape from his grasp Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you We were children once, playing with ourselves And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound of The strange spark of homosexual boys It just came to me as i listened to it. __________________

September 8th, 2016, 10:30 AM	#25
WURZ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 332 Thanks: 4,271 Thanked 9,666 Times in 305 Posts	Meatloaf-Bat out of Hell "I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, I'm a Cilla Black fan tonight". "I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike". __________________ FTW..AFU

September 8th, 2016, 11:05 AM	#26
xdemon666 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 164 Thanks: 2,443 Thanked 1,357 Times in 145 Posts	Queen Bohemian Rhapsody. from 'Spare him his life for his monstrosities' to 'Spare him his life for his pork sausages' from'Beelzebub has the Devil put aside for me' to 'beelzebub has the Devil bought a sideboard?' __________________ Hotwife or bull fantasies?Send me a pm.Wife would love to read your ideas.Thats her in the avatar.

September 8th, 2016, 11:08 AM	#27
xdemon666 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 164 Thanks: 2,443 Thanked 1,357 Times in 145 Posts	oh Boy. All my life I've been kissing Your left tit cos your right ones missing. __________________ Hotwife or bull fantasies?Send me a pm.Wife would love to read your ideas.Thats her in the avatar.

September 11th, 2016, 07:37 PM	#28
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Spandau Ballet '' Highly strung up my bum. '' __________________

August 22nd, 2016, 11:47 AM	#22
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	See ya later, masturbator!

August 25th, 2016, 01:18 PM	#23
aldaudet Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4 Thanks: 3 Thanked 44 Times in 4 Posts	Green Acres theme song: Original: Land spreading out, so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside. Changed: Cheeks spreadin out so far and wide, drop those drawers and show me that big backside

August 27th, 2016, 12:07 PM	#24
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	Who wears shit shorts? I wear shit shorts!

September 11th, 2016, 07:48 PM	#29
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