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November 6th, 2011, 02:49 PM | #121 | |
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C'mon, be sympathetic towards me...
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In any case, it's a horrible job to point these things out, but someone must do it. As no-one else volunteered, then it's my extremely sad duty to perform this task, do my good/bad/indifferent deed for the day, vent my non-erotic masochistic ideals to purge my demons, etc...The list goes on, I'm sad to say. But at least no one will ever accuse me of being totally biased in favouring redheads. Infact, I think this also covers avoidance therapy for transvestites & transexuals. Actually, I think I'd better stop talking now, before I lose whatever credibility I once had, not that it would take long...
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Michelle Obama..say what you like about George W. , at least the missus knew how to dress, act, speak the part of a First Lady..from her rotten walmart wardrobe to her pushy 'I SOOOO deserve to be here' attitude, I truly believe Michelle has diminished the U.S in the eyes of the rest of the world, she's a disgrace to the position and a truly rotten human being, and if I can't and won't recognize her as, at the very least, a decent human being, how in the world could I ever perform. And understand, this is not political, I just truly loathe her. She is not physically the most repugnant woman I've ever seen, but who and what she is just disgusts me.
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Normally, I'd be turned on by a bisexual red-head, but in this case...no, I'm sorry, no, please...
First the picture of a bald Miss Cynthia Nixon with her female(???????) partner:
And now for the article: http://au.thehype.yahoo.com/blog/pos...-not-a-choice/ The former 'Sex and the City' actress was in a heterosexual relationship for 15years with husband Danny Mozes, the father of her first two children. She is now engaged to a woman, Christine Marinoni, with whom she recently had a baby. Nixon's comments were not well received with many gay rights organisations, who argued that her comments undermined the classification of homosexuality as an intrinsic genetic trait. The star has now clarified her declaration, revealing that she is in fact "bisexual", which she does believe is "not a choice, it is a fact." "What I have 'chosen' is to be in a gay relationship. My recent comments in The New York Times were about me & my personal story of being gay. I believe we all have different ways we came to the gay community & we can't & shouldn't be pigeon-holed into one cultural narrative which can be non-inclusive & disempowering. However, to the extent that anyone wishes to interpret my words in a strictly legal context I'd like to clarify: While I don't often use the word, the technically precise term for my orientation is bisexual. I believe bisexuality is not a choice, it's a fact. What I've 'chosen' is to be in a gay relationship. As I said in the Times & will say again here, I do, however, believe that most members of our community —as well as the majority of heterosexuals —cannot & do not choose the gender of the persons with whom they seek to have intimate relationships because, unlike me, they are only attracted to one sex. Our community is not a monolith, thank goodness, any more than America itself is. I look forward to and will continue to work toward the day when America recognises all of us as full and equal citizens." Other than not giving a rat's left knacker for her very tastelessly exploiting her sexuality for whatever it is (and judging by the photo, I wouldn't dare presume it to be even extra-terrestrial in origin) in order to obviously further her career, I find it equally disgusting that she takes up with a woman who not only looks more manly than her former husband, but actually looks like a member of Kirk Douglass's family -especially the male side. As for all the copulatory taureen excrement as to why anyone should care about which side of the fence she actually sits on, it only serves to enhance that given her extreme ugliness & setting an equally low standard for redheads everywhere, I find it equivalently confusing as to who would be the male or female in this relationship Actually, I don't give a rat's left or right knacker for that one either...and I hope this is a good enough reason to stop my sexuality from ever finding out...
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Ya know what makes me really sick, this
A quote from an article in The Sydney Morning Herald Quote:
http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/societ...0701-zprh.html I wanna die
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