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Old November 28th, 2017, 08:53 AM   #391
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Old November 29th, 2017, 12:00 PM   #394
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.... you find out your pussy is hunted
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You watch Flight Of The Navigator and witness the 21 year old Sarah Jessica Parker in it who is now 52.
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You know you're getting old when you happen upon the VEF Grannies thread and realise that most of the old biddies in the photos are younger than you are.
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The Music From The 80's Are Now Classics
No, you know you're old when you hear music from the 80s and think 'God I hate this modern 80s stuff'
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You know you're old when your missus no longer asks you if you would mind picking her up a pack of Tampax and instead asks you if you would pick her up a pack of TENA Lady.
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