September 18th, 2018, 06:30 PM | #621 |
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I've nothing against feminists just wish they`d channel their energies into something ultimately beneficial ,
Like cooking and cleaning.
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September 21st, 2018, 04:05 PM | #622 |
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What , Too visual ?
Just started going out with a girl who has eczema ,
Sure she's no supermodel , Has got a cracking pair of tits though.
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September 23rd, 2018, 02:33 PM | #623 |
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Wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions ,
Butt don't worry... I'll return.
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I told My date that Her short skirt didn't case the involuntary erection,It just made it more obvious..
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September 24th, 2018, 05:56 PM | #626 |
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Wife told me she really wanted a cat although knowing I`m allergic was willing to compromise ,
So we only have three.
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Whats the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere
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