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March 22nd, 2017, 12:40 PM	#641
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,996 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: Successfully quit smoking. Hunted bison. Played Naked/Baby oil Twister. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Played Naked/Baby oil Twister.

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March 22nd, 2017, 09:50 PM	#644
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,599 Times in 60,107 Posts	Never have I ever had wine from South America Never have I ever had wine from any European countries except France, Italy and Greece. Never have I ever got any flaming cheese on me after ordering Saganaki

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March 23rd, 2017, 11:03 AM	#645
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 387,017 Times in 30,374 Posts	Never have I ever thought Rupert Grint and Ed Sheeran looked remotely alike.

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March 23rd, 2017, 11:36 AM	#646
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,599 Times in 60,107 Posts	Never have I ever been scared of getting my blood drawn Never have I ever been scared of going to the dentist Never have Iever been scared of getting my hair cut (sometimes those barbers cut too much even when I tell them exactly how much to cut )

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March 23rd, 2017, 11:41 AM	#647
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,996 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: Eaten Sushi. Worn a girdle. Tripped the Light Fantastic. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 23rd, 2017, 09:29 PM	#648
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,599 Times in 60,107 Posts	Never have I ever teased a senior citizen Never have I ever watched t.v. later than 2 a.m. Never have I ever followed someone in the dark

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March 24th, 2017, 06:15 AM	#649
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts	Never have I ever had a smile before morning black coffee.

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March 24th, 2017, 12:38 PM	#650
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,599 Times in 60,107 Posts	Never have I ever had a near death experience Never have I ever talked to myself out loud in public Never have I ever taken my shoes off in a restaurant

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