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February 19th, 2010, 01:25 AM | #21 |
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Valentines is over so back to normal :
You make me unhappy You make me grieve How can I miss you If you won't leave?
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February 19th, 2010, 07:53 PM | #22 |
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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.
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December 4th, 2010, 10:50 PM | #23 |
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Roses are red
Blankets are snuggly I would ask you out Except you`re so damn ugly Rain is wet Wind goes whoosh If i say i love you Can i see your bush Christmas comes but once a year These my feelings are only sincere Fact i`ll soon say i love you Just need much more beer
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December 6th, 2010, 04:26 PM | #24 |
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I`d wish you seasons greetings
But our relationship has passed So instead of that sentiment How about you just kiss my arse !
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December 6th, 2010, 05:23 PM | #25 |
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A toast
Here is a toast. This ditty isn't something you would put with a gift but it is a public display of affection--so it neither exactly on- nor off-topic.
The original source is unknown. e.d. _____ A Toast Here's to the hole that never heals, The more you rub it the better it feels, And all the soap this side of hell Won't wash away that fishy smell. Wine, women, song, and vice, Syphilis, blue balls, crabs, and lice; We've had them all by Jesus Christ! Gentlemen ... the queen! |
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December 6th, 2010, 05:38 PM | #26 |
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You know that I love You
Whatever may come to pass So why won't You let Me F*ck You in the ass ?
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December 6th, 2010, 05:43 PM | #27 |
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The right gift for you was hard to find
Since you`re intelligent , beautiful and kind As to the reason we broke up i still can`t fathom Oh wait now i remember Living with you was one long blue ball failed orgasm That`s why i wrote those first three lines of fucking sarcasm !
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December 8th, 2010, 10:34 AM | #28 |
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I`d wish you a merry Christmas
But you put me through hell With my privacy and freedom not at all personal Fact i`ve had better times in a Saudi jail cell !
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January 25th, 2011, 04:09 PM | #29 |
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Roses are white Blood is bright red Sorry i shot you Just wanted you dead
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June 25th, 2011, 11:59 PM | #30 |
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Babe you are so classy
In fact you remind me of a toff But that aside For Gods sake please fuck off
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