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October 9th, 2012, 11:14 AM	#21
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,523 Times in 7,439 Posts	I will put that in a safe place and then I will be able to find it again. I would not be better off just spinning around with my eyes closed and throwing it over my shoulder

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October 9th, 2012, 01:26 PM	#22
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,571 Times in 620 Posts	the bar of chocolate only cost 75 pence so it can't have many calories

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the bar of chocolate only cost 75 pence so it can't have many calories

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October 12th, 2012, 06:48 PM	#24
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,523 Times in 7,439 Posts	If I crush a packet of crisps and add it to a potnoodle made with a cuppasoup and eat it with chopsticks I can convince myself I have had real food

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vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,523 Times in 7,439 Posts	when I am out of breath I sit down for five minutes rest then convince myself I need a cigarette

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