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April 10th, 2012, 10:36 PM | #1511 | |
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April 11th, 2012, 05:27 AM | #1512 | |
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I wish TCO95 would be reincarnated as an airport security guard who has to perform body cavity searches, in a country that doesn't have toilet paper.
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April 11th, 2012, 06:44 PM | #1513 | |
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April 11th, 2012, 06:50 PM | #1514 | |
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I wish they would do a remake of "Maude"
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April 11th, 2012, 06:59 PM | #1515 |
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French Genie heard that as "Mort" and so they make a film of your death and in that artsy fartsy French way it ends with "Fin"
I wish fish didn't get all the credit for French Films
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April 11th, 2012, 07:22 PM | #1516 | |
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I wish The Toledo Mud Hens would win the World Series of Baseball. |
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April 12th, 2012, 03:19 AM | #1517 | |
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I wish the NHL would return to the original six.
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April 12th, 2012, 02:30 PM | #1518 |
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Granted. However, the NHL sends the rabid mobs of dispossessed fans from Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia and several other cities (especially Winnipeg, whoo boy, they're pissed) to your door for the explanation why. By the way, do you know what cross-checking is?
I wish the Sabres had made the playoffs this season.
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April 12th, 2012, 05:38 PM | #1519 |
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English Genie fed up with all the American Sport references makes them play cricket instead and they win the "World Series" (which shows all my knowledge of sport)
I wish I was a trainer/masseur for the Brazillian Ladies Beach Volleyball Team
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April 13th, 2012, 12:40 AM | #1520 | |
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I wish I could say anything nice about soccer.
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