insults / put downs - Page 6

nevada1 · July 16th, 2014, 05:06 AM

Your mother and sister both say I'm better in bed than you!

**rustler** · July 16th, 2014, 01:45 PM

President Richard Nixon once called Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau an 'Asshole'.

Trudeau's response was:

"I have been called worse things - by better people!"

**tygrkhat40** · July 16th, 2014, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustler

President Richard Nixon once called Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau an 'Asshole'.

Trudeau's response was:

"I have been called worse things - by better people!"

TOTKO. If anyone knew what an asshole was, it was Tricky Dick.

**SanteeFats** · July 16th, 2014, 05:30 PM

I started a couple of fights with this one

Your mother's a whore and the man you think is your dad is her pimp.

**mrfixit** · July 16th, 2014, 06:56 PM

You're the sperm your mother should have swallowed

Estreeter · July 17th, 2014, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfixit

You're the sperm your mother should have swallowed

Or one that swam up her rectum

**HugoHackenbush** · July 17th, 2014, 06:00 PM

Hmmm.

Dumb as a box of rocks. (This one is particularly useful since it's easy to say even when drunk)

Doesn't have the sense God gave lettuce.

Proof that evolution is just a theory.

Aren't there some farm animals that miss you dearly?

And SanteeFats, if you really want to start a bar fight just call him a cunt. Or better yet, call his girlfriend a cunt. A equal opportunity insult that's guaranteed to work every time.

**vo1v0d** · October 1st, 2018, 11:42 PM

He is part of a braincell timeshare scheme, and its not his turn.

**vo1v0d** · October 27th, 2018, 08:22 AM

Dave Crosby (C,S,N, and Y) in an interview. People who like Trump have the i.q. of a room thermostat.

**brk549** · October 27th, 2018, 03:09 PM

I would have asked Dave Crosby if he knew how to spell I.Q.

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rustler Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: South of the North Pole Posts: 4,977 Thanks: 47,583 Thanked 84,563 Times in 4,955 Posts	President Richard Nixon once called Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau an 'Asshole'. Trudeau's response was: "I have been called worse things - by better people!" __________________ "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." - Shelley Winters Please read and follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,150 Thanks: 206,062 Thanked 337,129 Times in 14,203 Posts	Hmmm. Dumb as a box of rocks. (This one is particularly useful since it's easy to say even when drunk) Doesn't have the sense God gave lettuce. Proof that evolution is just a theory. Aren't there some farm animals that miss you dearly? And SanteeFats, if you really want to start a bar fight just call him a cunt. Or better yet, call his girlfriend a cunt. A equal opportunity insult that's guaranteed to work every time. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

July 16th, 2014, 05:30 PM	#54
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,225 Times in 60,962 Posts	I started a couple of fights with this one Your mother's a whore and the man you think is your dad is her pimp.

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vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 42,629 Thanked 61,359 Times in 7,548 Posts	He is part of a braincell timeshare scheme, and its not his turn.

October 27th, 2018, 08:22 AM	#59
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 42,629 Thanked 61,359 Times in 7,548 Posts	Dave Crosby (C,S,N, and Y) in an interview. People who like Trump have the i.q. of a room thermostat.

October 27th, 2018, 03:09 PM	#60
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,226 Thanked 7,179 Times in 1,046 Posts	I would have asked Dave Crosby if he knew how to spell I.Q.