Funny, bizarre and unsexy things in porn

**Nightjar** · July 7th, 2018, 07:14 PM

By funny and bizarre, I mean things that are completely irrelevant, erroneous or plain weird that can pop up in porn magazine photosets, movie scenes etc and have either nothing to do with anything going on in the set and/or actually act as completely un-erotic non-sequiturs.

Often in movies it'll come about when the director or cameraman tries something arty and sometimes in a photoset there'll be something like a load of weird books on a bookshelf or a portrait of a creepy old man hanging on the wall in the background...

Anyway, CC photosets are good for this as they often open with several 'splash' pages of non-sex preamble pictures with hilariously blunt titles wherein none of the people posing actually feature.

Here's my recent favourite...

**Nightjar** · July 8th, 2018, 05:37 PM

Goddamn it, I'll make this thread work if it kills me.

Here's another, from an early issue of PRVT magazine...

**Mal Hombre** · July 8th, 2018, 06:39 PM

This is the only one I could find..

**Nightjar** · July 8th, 2018, 07:06 PM

Careful, Mal Hombre, that's verging on sexy.

**Mal Hombre** · July 8th, 2018, 07:13 PM

Only if You're attracted to retro stereo equipment..

**Nightjar** · July 8th, 2018, 07:15 PM

Here's one I noticed in the modern section not so long ago.

Stella Cox posing in front of what could be the study of disgraced former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, Jeffrey Archer* - complete with books written by completely discredited far right Holocaust denier, David Irving.

If someone could work out what public school that's a framed shot of we might have a surer idea.

**Nightjar** · August 6th, 2018, 01:52 PM

A completely baffling 'joke' from the pages of Snob magazine (1982)

If anyone can explain it to me then I'd be much obliged.

Are they in jail because they tried to cross over the Berlin Wall?

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...22&postcount=4

Many thanks to Jism Jim.

**Nightjar** · August 14th, 2018, 09:49 AM

Now, here's a chap thoroughly enjoying himself...

**Nightjar** · September 30th, 2018, 08:03 PM

Stop it, you're turning me on...

No, really... stop it.

**Nightjar** · November 25th, 2018, 11:28 AM

Yeah, Harry!

July 7th, 2018, 07:14 PM	#1
Nightjar Likes plump moths Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,829 Thanks: 18,820 Thanked 40,889 Times in 4,677 Posts	Funny, bizarre and unsexy things in porn By funny and bizarre, I mean things that are completely irrelevant, erroneous or plain weird that can pop up in porn magazine photosets, movie scenes etc and have either nothing to do with anything going on in the set and/or actually act as completely un-erotic non-sequiturs. Often in movies it'll come about when the director or cameraman tries something arty and sometimes in a photoset there'll be something like a load of weird books on a bookshelf or a portrait of a creepy old man hanging on the wall in the background... Anyway, CC photosets are good for this as they often open with several 'splash' pages of non-sex preamble pictures with hilariously blunt titles wherein none of the people posing actually feature. Here's my recent favourite...

July 8th, 2018, 06:39 PM	#3
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July 8th, 2018, 05:37 PM	#2
Nightjar Likes plump moths Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,829 Thanks: 18,820 Thanked 40,889 Times in 4,677 Posts	Goddamn it, I'll make this thread work if it kills me. Here's another, from an early issue of PRVT magazine...

July 8th, 2018, 07:06 PM	#4
Nightjar Likes plump moths Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,829 Thanks: 18,820 Thanked 40,889 Times in 4,677 Posts	Careful, Mal Hombre, that's verging on sexy.

July 8th, 2018, 07:15 PM	#6
Nightjar Likes plump moths Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,829 Thanks: 18,820 Thanked 40,889 Times in 4,677 Posts	Here's one I noticed in the modern section not so long ago. Stella Cox posing in front of what could be the study of disgraced former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, Jeffrey Archer* - complete with books written by completely discredited far right Holocaust denier, David Irving. If someone could work out what public school that's a framed shot of we might have a surer idea.

August 6th, 2018, 01:52 PM	#7
Nightjar Likes plump moths Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,829 Thanks: 18,820 Thanked 40,889 Times in 4,677 Posts	A completely baffling 'joke' from the pages of Snob magazine (1982) If anyone can explain it to me then I'd be much obliged. Are they in jail because they tried to cross over the Berlin Wall? http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...22&postcount=4 Many thanks to Jism Jim.

August 14th, 2018, 09:49 AM	#8
Nightjar Likes plump moths Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,829 Thanks: 18,820 Thanked 40,889 Times in 4,677 Posts	Now, here's a chap thoroughly enjoying himself...

September 30th, 2018, 08:03 PM	#9
Nightjar Likes plump moths Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,829 Thanks: 18,820 Thanked 40,889 Times in 4,677 Posts	Stop it, you're turning me on... No, really... stop it.

November 25th, 2018, 11:28 AM	#10
Nightjar Likes plump moths Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,829 Thanks: 18,820 Thanked 40,889 Times in 4,677 Posts	Yeah, Harry!