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Old June 23rd, 2017, 03:18 AM   #61
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What would do if some kid you've never seen before knocks on your door and say you're his daddy?
Tell him "You're too ugly to be one of mine"....that should upset his composure nicely.........and the ensuing tantrum will doubtless confirm it....!
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Old June 23rd, 2017, 06:20 AM   #62
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What would you do if chance to see your favourite porn star in a pub?
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What would you do if you failed a test for straightness
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What would you do if chance to see your favourite porn star in a pub?
Ask "Can I get You a large one? "
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What would you do if chance to see your favourite porn star in a pub?
Start thinking of the perfect excuse for coming home a little late and tell your wife it took longer than expected to shave Ron Jeremy's back

What would you do if you met some girl, real good lookin', but your Moobs were bigger than hers
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What would you do if chance to see your favourite porn star in a pub?
Honestly, i'd ask if it was one of hers.
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What would you do if you met some girl, real good lookin', but your Moobs were bigger than hers
I would ask her about bra advice.

What would you do if you met an exquisite blonde, whose pussy smells like the port of Marseille?
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What would you do if you met an exquisite blonde, whose pussy smells like the port of Marseille?
Get real damn drunk

WQhat would you do .... you haven't eaten in week, haven't had sex in a year, you can have both now but can only pick 1 ..... Fuck or Eat ???
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I would ask her about bra advice.

What would you do if you met an exquisite blonde, whose pussy smells like the port of Marseille?
Is Marseille a fishing port or a container port?

...or just a playground of the rich and famous!
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So, what would you do if your GF bought over her friend, for a threesome but she's dog ugly

Give the porky faced GF a paper bag to wear , so she doesn't feel inferior
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Give the porky faced GF a paper bag to wear , so she doesn't feel inferior
What a horrible thing to say
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