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IronHerder · February 2nd, 2016, 01:41 AM

These are a few of my favourite Mark Twain quotes

As I work through my alphabetized collection of quotes, sooner or later I had to make it to the Mark Twain quotes. I think that maybe I'll post one more set of 10 Twain quotes, then move on.

If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks.

Twain, Mark Actions speaks louder than words but not nearly as often

Twain, Mark Be careful when reading health books, you could die of a misprint

Twain, Mark Catch the trade winds in your sails; explore; dream; discover

Twain, Mark The Difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug

Twain, Mark Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned

Twain, Mark Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life

Twain, Mark I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened

Twain, Mark If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way

Twain, Mark It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble, it's what you know for sure that just ain't so

Twain, Mark I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did: I said I didn't know

**Navvet** · February 2nd, 2016, 02:36 AM

Bill Murray, in Ghostbusters;

"Maybe we're going about this the wrong way. He's a sailor, in New York. We get this guy laid, we got no problem."

MaxJoker · February 2nd, 2016, 03:55 PM

We are perhaps uniquely among the earth`s creatures , the worrying animal

~ Lewis Thomas

I accept chaos. I`m not sure whether it accepts me

~ Bob Dylan

Let`em know you`re there !

~ Reggie Dunlop

IronHerder · February 3rd, 2016, 12:16 AM

These are a few of my favourite Mark Twain quotes

If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks.

Twain, Mark Loyalty to petrified opinion has never yet broken a chain or freed a human soul

Twain, Mark A Man cannot be comfortable without his own approval

Twain, Mark Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired

Twain, Mark Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits

Twain, Mark Prosperity is the best protector of principle

Twain, Mark Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough

Twain, Mark Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or others

Twain, Mark What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin

Twain, Mark When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old

Twain, Mark You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus

mikok · February 3rd, 2016, 02:10 AM

"Variety is the spice of life" ~William Cowper

IronHerder · February 3rd, 2016, 11:15 PM

These are a few of my favourite quotes

If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks.

Ustinov, Peter It’s our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously

Voltaire Few problems can stand the assault of sustained thinking

Von Braun, Wernher Man is the best computer that we can put aboard a spacecraft

Waitley, Denis The Winning edge is in attitude not aptitude

Washington, Martha The Greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances

Weiler, A.H. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself

Welles, Orson Style is to know who you are, what you want to say and not give a damn

West, Mae A Hard man is good to find

West, Mae You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough

Wilde, Oscar Be yourself, everyone else is already taken

MaxJoker · February 10th, 2016, 02:18 PM

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy

~ Ursula K LeGuin

Laugh at yourself first , before anyone else can

~ Elsa Maxwell

The missiles are flying , hallelujah hallelujah

~ President Greg Stillson

MaxJoker · February 11th, 2016, 04:20 PM

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone

~ Baltasar Gracian

Every day I run scared. That`s the only way I can stay ahead

~ John H Johnson

Squadron forty , diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

~ Vultan

**DTravel** · February 11th, 2016, 07:34 PM

Sign outside a bar:
"Education is important.
Cold Beer is importanter."

MaxJoker · February 12th, 2016, 03:29 PM

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself

~ Oscar Wilde

Speak when you`re angry, and you`ll make the best speech you`ll ever regret

~ Lawrence J Peter

Gentlemen , you can't fight in here !

~ President Merkin Muffley

February 2nd, 2016, 01:41 AM	#3881
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite Mark Twain quotes As I work through my alphabetized collection of quotes, sooner or later I had to make it to the Mark Twain quotes. I think that maybe I'll post one more set of 10 Twain quotes, then move on. If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks. Twain, Mark Actions speaks louder than words but not nearly as often Twain, Mark Be careful when reading health books, you could die of a misprint Twain, Mark Catch the trade winds in your sails; explore; dream; discover Twain, Mark The Difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug Twain, Mark Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned Twain, Mark Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life Twain, Mark I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened Twain, Mark If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way Twain, Mark It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble, it's what you know for sure that just ain't so Twain, Mark I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did: I said I didn't know __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

February 2nd, 2016, 02:36 AM	#3882
Navvet An Old Salt Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 8,094 Thanks: 71,674 Thanked 279,550 Times in 8,086 Posts	Bill Murray, in Ghostbusters; "Maybe we're going about this the wrong way. He's a sailor, in New York. We get this guy laid, we got no problem." Last edited by Navvet; February 2nd, 2016 at 04:56 PM.. Reason: text correction

February 2nd, 2016, 03:55 PM	#3883
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February 3rd, 2016, 12:16 AM	#3884
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite Mark Twain quotes If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks. Twain, Mark Loyalty to petrified opinion has never yet broken a chain or freed a human soul Twain, Mark A Man cannot be comfortable without his own approval Twain, Mark Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired Twain, Mark Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits Twain, Mark Prosperity is the best protector of principle Twain, Mark Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough Twain, Mark Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or others Twain, Mark What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin Twain, Mark When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old Twain, Mark You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

February 3rd, 2016, 11:15 PM	#3886
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite quotes If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks. Ustinov, Peter It’s our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously Voltaire Few problems can stand the assault of sustained thinking Von Braun, Wernher Man is the best computer that we can put aboard a spacecraft Waitley, Denis The Winning edge is in attitude not aptitude Washington, Martha The Greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances Weiler, A.H. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself Welles, Orson Style is to know who you are, what you want to say and not give a damn West, Mae A Hard man is good to find West, Mae You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough Wilde, Oscar Be yourself, everyone else is already taken __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

February 3rd, 2016, 02:10 AM	#3885
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February 10th, 2016, 02:18 PM	#3887
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy ~ Ursula K LeGuin Laugh at yourself first , before anyone else can ~ Elsa Maxwell The missiles are flying , hallelujah hallelujah ~ President Greg Stillson __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone ~ Baltasar Gracian Every day I run scared. That`s the only way I can stay ahead ~ John H Johnson Squadron forty , diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive ~ Vultan __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself ~ Oscar Wilde Speak when you`re angry, and you`ll make the best speech you`ll ever regret ~ Lawrence J Peter Gentlemen , you can't fight in here ! ~ President Merkin Muffley __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.