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Old February 17th, 2017, 10:59 PM   #1901
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Songs about sex, not love.

1. Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top
2. My Mama Never Taught Me How To Cook - Annette Peacock
3. Deuce - KISS
4. Animal (Fuck Like A Beast) - W.A.S.P.
5. Girls Of The Road - King Crimson
6. Little Red Corvette - Prince
7. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC
8. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
9. Please Please Me - The Beatles
10. Slide It In - Whitesnake
11. Forrest Gump - Frank Ocean
12. Let's Start - Fela Kuti

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Old February 18th, 2017, 12:57 AM   #1902
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Songs about sex, not love.

1. Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top
2. My Mama Never Taught Me How To Cook - Annette Peacock
3. Deuce - KISS
4. Animal (Fuck Like A Beast) - W.A.S.P.
5. Girls Of The Road - King Crimson
6. Little Red Corvette - Prince
7. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC
8. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
9. Please Please Me - The Beatles
10. Slide It In - Whitesnake
11. Forrest Gump - Frank Ocean
12. Let's Start - Fela Kuti
13. It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls

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2. The smell of napalm in the morning
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2. The smell of napalm in the morning
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Old February 18th, 2017, 02:58 PM   #1905
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1. Grandma's Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
2. The smell of napalm in the morning
3. Paid vacation time.
4. The Smell of Creosote..
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Old February 18th, 2017, 05:15 PM   #1906
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5. Powerful synthesizers
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2. The smell of napalm in the morning
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5. Powerful synthesizers
6. More good books by authors that I love
7. The moment my food arrives in a restaurant
8. Finishing work on a Friday lunchtime..
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2. The smell of napalm in the morning
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5. Powerful synthesizers
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