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August 24th, 2018, 12:29 PM | #13711 |
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A dog goes into a bar and says "Gimme a rum and .... coke."
The bartender says " Sure but what's with the short pause ?" The dog says "Don't know. they've always been like this." |
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August 24th, 2018, 04:07 PM | #13712 |
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August 24th, 2018, 04:23 PM | #13713 |
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Two guys walk into a bar.
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August 24th, 2018, 04:34 PM | #13714 |
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How do you make Micky Mouse watch?
Take off Minnie Mouse's clothes |
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August 24th, 2018, 04:45 PM | #13715 |
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August 24th, 2018, 04:55 PM | #13716 |
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August 24th, 2018, 07:21 PM | #13717 |
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My uncle just came down with something nasty.
An unopen parachute |
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August 25th, 2018, 03:02 AM | #13718 |
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A friend of mine called me an oxymoron the other day. I thanked him for it. "Why?", he asked. "Because that's the first time someone called me an ox!"
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August 25th, 2018, 03:20 AM | #13719 |
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If I could watch only one movie for the rest of my life, my choice would be Groundhog Day.
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