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What's black and swings through trees ?
Tarzan's Coalman.
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March 12th, 2017, 12:29 PM
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A young Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home to meet his family for the first time.
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March 12th, 2017, 12:56 PM
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Remember when you could get things for free?
You have to pay for everything these days, even air for tyres costs 20p I guess that's inflation for you |
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March 12th, 2017, 02:28 PM
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I was asked to provide the initial of the first name and the last name of my favourite philosopher.
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