What ruins a porn scene for you?

barryjoel · July 8th, 2011, 10:27 PM

I'm curious - what ruins an otherwise hot porn scene? For me, there are a few things:
1 - My pet hate - the girl looking at the camera and smiling; I dunno why, but I find that immensely annoying.
2 - The guy(s) coming anywhere but on the girl's body (her stomach, back, or face); ie he comes in a glass, on her feet, wherever - that just ruins a scene for me.
3 - Saliva - eugh! Rocco Siffredi; need I say more?
4 - The guy shagging the girl's ass; he then pulls it out and she sucks it; vomitous! I know the women use enemas to clean themselves out beforehand, but still, no thanks, not for me!
I'd be curious to know what other members find a turn-off.

**sillyBus** · July 8th, 2011, 10:55 PM

Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy.

Long close ups of penetration. Show the girl and her naked body!

Botelio · November 20th, 2011, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sillyBus

Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy.

Long close ups of penetration. Show the girl and her naked body!

It's the same for me. Along with long close ups of the actor's face showing "pleasure."

trans · January 12th, 2012, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sillyBus

Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy.

The worst. No question. The stupid mugging and miming and grunting.

Also on my list of turn-offs:

The use of cattle prods. Come on, we have no idea if the voltage is really on. Way too easy to fake.

Japanese porn that censors part of the image. Like, you can see the cumshot but not the dick, or see the scat but not the asshole.

Enema videos where the bag is obviously flat and empty.

Tattoos on tits.

Cumshots where the guy isn't aiming properly and misses the face entirely.

Ugly scars visible on siliconed tits.

Ron Jeremy's face. In fact, Ron Jeremy.

Almost every music soundtrack.

**Jason-X** · January 12th, 2012, 06:25 AM

I hate Anal gapes and Fisting! If a women is that damn loose forget it!

I hate Gangbangs! If there is 10 or 15 Cocks in a sex scene, then there better damn well be atleast 20 Hott Babes with nice round Asses/Tits Garter Belts/Stockings/Stiletto Heels etc!

I hate B&D/S&M stuff that has crying and screeming! (See Mood-Pictures.com)

I also HATE Man on Women Domination! (See Kink.com!) ran by some dumb mentally deranged girl named Princess donna Dolore!

Thats not sexy at all! A real Man would wan't to be Dominated by a Woman!

I don't care if it's scripted and all, I still fucking hate it!! What if some real life abuser sees this and thinks it's OK...?

**Warren G** · January 12th, 2012, 06:59 AM

When my dick don't stay hard, you know, they send this girl in who I don't really like, and then they expect me to have this raging hard-on, and then next thing you know, here come the fluffers, and they don't really help...

You know, that old thing..

jonnyjaggy · January 12th, 2012, 07:32 PM

Any babes with inflated silicone boobs. Sorry, but that cancels out pretty much all the American Girls. Yuk!

HighHeels1990 · April 15th, 2022, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sillyBus

Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy.

Long close ups of penetration. Show the girl and her naked body!

Absolutely totally agree with you 100%! Who the fuck wants to see the guy's face???
Long close ups and not enough shots/angles of the girl are beyond annoying, they're infuriating!

**rlg118** · April 16th, 2022, 04:33 PM

Too many fat guys wearing t-shirts and socks, then jerking off at the end... why bother?

Alvin Lucifer · July 8th, 2011, 11:47 PM

I hate POV style porn in which the director won't shut up with his dumb comments.

July 8th, 2011, 10:27 PM	#1
barryjoel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 172 Thanks: 18,562 Thanked 1,107 Times in 140 Posts	What ruins a porn scene for you? I'm curious - what ruins an otherwise hot porn scene? For me, there are a few things: 1 - My pet hate - the girl looking at the camera and smiling; I dunno why, but I find that immensely annoying. 2 - The guy(s) coming anywhere but on the girl's body (her stomach, back, or face); ie he comes in a glass, on her feet, wherever - that just ruins a scene for me. 3 - Saliva - eugh! Rocco Siffredi; need I say more? 4 - The guy shagging the girl's ass; he then pulls it out and she sucks it; vomitous! I know the women use enemas to clean themselves out beforehand, but still, no thanks, not for me! I'd be curious to know what other members find a turn-off. Last edited by barryjoel; June 26th, 2016 at 09:53 PM..

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Jason-X Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,131 Thanks: 108,124 Thanked 37,696 Times in 2,120 Posts	I hate Anal gapes and Fisting! If a women is that damn loose forget it! I hate Gangbangs! If there is 10 or 15 Cocks in a sex scene, then there better damn well be atleast 20 Hott Babes with nice round Asses/Tits Garter Belts/Stockings/Stiletto Heels etc! I hate B&D/S&M stuff that has crying and screeming! (See Mood-Pictures.com) I also HATE Man on Women Domination! (See Kink.com!) ran by some dumb mentally deranged girl named Princess donna Dolore! Thats not sexy at all! A real Man would wan't to be Dominated by a Woman! I don't care if it's scripted and all, I still fucking hate it!! What if some real life abuser sees this and thinks it's OK...? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Mayfair, You Got Just What I Need! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Jason-X; January 28th, 2012 at 08:48 PM..

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rlg118 Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Land o' Lake-Effect Posts: 5,348 Thanks: 5,911 Thanked 113,476 Times in 5,360 Posts	Too many fat guys wearing t-shirts and socks, then jerking off at the end... why bother? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Alvin Lucifer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Pioneer Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 373 Thanks: 8,750 Thanked 3,055 Times in 364 Posts	I hate POV style porn in which the director won't shut up with his dumb comments. __________________ I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll have a look...

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July 8th, 2011, 10:55 PM	#2
sillyBus Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 690 Thanks: 2,977 Thanked 10,338 Times in 645 Posts	Cutting to a reaction shot of the guy. Long close ups of penetration. Show the girl and her naked body!

January 12th, 2012, 06:59 AM	#6
Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,250 Times in 1,479 Posts	When my dick don't stay hard, you know, they send this girl in who I don't really like, and then they expect me to have this raging hard-on, and then next thing you know, here come the fluffers, and they don't really help... You know, that old thing..

January 12th, 2012, 07:32 PM	#7
jonnyjaggy Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 13 Thanks: 9 Thanked 65 Times in 9 Posts	Any babes with inflated silicone boobs. Sorry, but that cancels out pretty much all the American Girls. Yuk!