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Old 07-14-2018, 09:25 AM   #2671
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Old 07-14-2018, 11:04 AM   #2672
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Why did you shave your pubes into the shape of a smile, your pussy is nothing to smile about!
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:17 PM   #2673
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:37 PM   #2674
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You say some of the positions we do it are far-fetched?
No, just the fact that I'm shagging you is far-fetched!
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:30 PM   #2676
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My dog is growling at you because you're using his favorite toy as a dildo!
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4903 ~ Do you know what I love about you ? ... Nah , me neither
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:34 PM   #2678
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I love it, what a great sensation when you yodel while sucking my dick!

Yodel-ay-de-hoo!
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So, 4906 "You'll feel a lot better after I quit fucking you and punching your tits."
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