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Old 07-14-2018, 12:17 PM   #2671
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4399 ~ You want me to kiss you on the double ? , Butt Shirley , you've got more than two chins
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:37 PM   #2672
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You say some of the positions we do it are far-fetched?
No, just the fact that I'm shagging you is far-fetched!
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Old 07-14-2018, 01:01 PM   #2673
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:30 PM   #2674
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My dog is growling at you because you're using his favorite toy as a dildo!
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Old 07-18-2018, 03:11 PM   #2675
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Wink Geez and can you believe after my sweet talking she still wouldn't

4903 ~ Do you know what I love about you ? ... Nah , me neither
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:34 PM   #2676
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Fuck Why Ain't it enough I jerk off over ya every leap year
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:48 PM   #2677
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I love it, what a great sensation when you yodel while sucking my dick!

Yodel-ay-de-hoo!
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Old 07-23-2018, 04:07 AM   #2678
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In one of the old tweets, Gunn wrote: “The best thing about being raped is when you’re done being raped and it’s like ‘whew this feels great, not being raped!’”

So, 4906 "You'll feel a lot better after I quit fucking you and punching your tits."
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4907. "Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!"
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Big Grin Oddly enough for some reason , if anything that answer then angered her ?

4908 ~ Hey hardly my fault I`m not getting hard , you`re the one who insisted on leaving the light on
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