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Old 07-14-2018, 01:07 PM   #6191
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Jack Slater Or Major Alan "Dutch" Schaeffer ?
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This might be before your time: better wrestlers: Happy Humphrey or Haystacks Calhoun(both weighed in excess of 700 pounds)?
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Haystacks (In Blighty we had our own version Giant , a wrestling athlete of the highest order )

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Harry Tasker (True Lies) Or U.S. Marshal John Kruger (Eraser) ?
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Haystacks (In Blighty we had our own version Giant , a wrestling athlete of the highest order )

"Gouge Gouge "

Harry Tasker (True Lies) Or U.S. Marshal John Kruger (Eraser) ?

Eraser


Adams Family (orginal tv series) or The Munsters (Original tv series)
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Gomez Addams,
John Astin or Raul Julia ?
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If you ever saw the musical West Side Story which gang did you like best: The Jets or The Sharks?
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Worst Singer in a Musical,
Clint Eastwood or Lee Marvin ?
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Clint Eastwood in "Where Eagles Dare" or Lee Marvin in "The Dirty Dozen"?
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Marv (Much as Clint rocks , Lee can't be topped )

Hair pull - Julia Roberts- hair pull

Erin Brockovich Or Smurf Willow ?
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