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Old 07-15-2018, 09:26 PM   #6191
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Clint Eastwood in "Where Eagles Dare" or Lee Marvin in "The Dirty Dozen"?
Marv (Much as Clint rocks , Lee can't be topped )

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Erin Brockovich Or Smurf Willow ?
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:49 PM   #6193
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:05 PM   #6194
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Spielberg or Lucas?
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UB40,
Sacha Distel or Johnny Hallyday ?
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Not a big fan but I"ll go with Johnny.

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The new Joker movie with Joaquin Phoenix,
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