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Old 07-29-2013, 02:35 PM   #1
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redneck ,[red-nek] : Often Disparaging. noun
1.an uneducated white farm laborer, especially from the South.
2.a bigot or reactionary, especially from the rural working class.



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A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!



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Old 07-29-2013, 03:02 PM   #2
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Old 07-29-2013, 04:28 PM   #3
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Jeff Foxworthy defines "redneck" as a "glorious absence of sophistication." I've always liked his "You might be a redneck" schtick. A few of my favorites.

If you can play "Sweet Home Alabama" on a touchtone phone...

If people ask to hunt in your front yard...

If you mow the lawn and fine three or more cars...

If going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight...

If your father's cell number has nothing to do with a phone...

If you're too drunk to fish....
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Old 07-29-2013, 05:16 PM   #4
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Old 07-29-2013, 05:23 PM   #5
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You call off the wedding when you find out the bride-to-be is still a virgin, because "Any girl that ain't good enough for her own kin ain't good enough for us".
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You call off the wedding when you find out the bride-to-be is still a virgin, because "Any girl that ain't good enough for her own kin ain't good enough for us".


They even look like kin
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If These Fellers is Yore role models then Yew mite just be a redneck..
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Yew mite just be a redneck..


If ya'll follow thems rules
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Jeff Foxworthy defines "redneck" as a "glorious absence of sophistication." I've always liked his "You might be a redneck" schtick.
That is why I tell people that there are rednecks in every state in the USA and every country I have visited. I'm sure our antipodean brothers and sisters even have rednecks.

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