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Old 07-13-2018, 10:36 PM   #3271
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jokerman started wanking when he was three and stopped two weeks ago due to carpal tunnel syndrome, disturbance in attention, dizziness postural, dysgeusia, hypersomnia, hypoaesthesia, lethargy, neuropathy, paraesthesia, somnolence, tension headache and tremor.
You also forgot to mention the premature ejaculation.
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Old 07-14-2018, 06:48 AM   #3272
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Now everybody knows about Trump and Stormy, but who was the procurer at the time?
Washington Post reveals he was a VEF member whose nick begins with b and ends with 7.
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Old 07-14-2018, 10:15 AM   #3273
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Wendigo floats.
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:11 PM   #3274
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Sandy and Trailmaster met at a orgy.

It was love at first penetration
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Sandy and Trailmaster met at a orgy.

It was love at first penetration
And it a good thing I had a rubber on, because when my johnson came out it was convered with bloody poo!
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And it a good thing I had a rubber on, because when my johnson came out it was convered with bloody poo!

You are always so negative, take a look at Mal he is always so positive and he got AIDS.
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:12 AM   #3277
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Tornadoofsouls has just been defeated by Hurricaneofbodies
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Glen Quagmire used be to an extra on Roots - he was non black guy in the background with the enourmes erection.
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Estreeter and Palo5 are deadly enemies yet in this case they got that certain look in their eyes...

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