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How hungry was the first person to eat a cow's tongue?
I have never had the urge to eat anything that can lick me on the way down! |
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Why do I love brunettes over blondes and redheads?
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September 5th, 2011, 08:15 AM | #103 |
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Why do we want to eat a dead cow, or chicken, or pig...but not a dog? Or dead people?
Alright, I know the answer to that...let's move on... Oh, and who was the first person to look at a broken chicken egg, and think..."oh, look, there's a dead embryo...I wonder what it tastes like?" Back to dead people..very interesting. Why do we look at a dead person in a casket, and say..."oh, he looks good". No he don't. He looks dead. And here's a weird one...why is it when someone's alive, we may love him, (or her), and like being close to him, but the minute after he dies he becomes repulsive to us? When he was alive and we thought of him, we thought..."yeah, good old Jimmy"...but after he dies, and we think of him, we think.."ew..he's dead". That's all we can think of. He's a corpse. He's a rotting piece of meat. We don't want to think about him the same way anymore. He's not "good old Jimmy" anymore, he's dead. Well, you said random, so.... Ok, I gotta' go get another drink. Here's to Jimmy. Last edited by Warren G; December 20th, 2011 at 09:15 AM.. Reason: left out a n..is this really necessary? |
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Don't you think Krazy Kolonel Gaddafi has the face of an ageing rock star marked by years of substance abuse? I wonder if he's had botox?
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If you're peeing in the urinal next to me, there's no reason to breathe loud.You're taking a piss for God's sake.It makes me uncomfortable.
If you're using the next stall, I don't want to hear you grunt, groan, or again, breathing too loud. I go quietly ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC. Please show me the same courtesy. |
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Do dolphins speak whale and vice versa?
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When I open my User CP, here at VEF, to view my subscribed threads, I always seem to leave my favourite threads until last ?
A bit like opening your biggest birthday present last, when you were a kid? |
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Why can't smoke alarms only start emitting low battery beeps during daylight hours?
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