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August 15th, 2014, 07:50 PM | #8381 |
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Parents are worried about two things these days.
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August 15th, 2014, 10:08 PM | #8382 |
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Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.
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I went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "paedo" and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary. |
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August 15th, 2014, 10:09 PM | #8384 |
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
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August 15th, 2014, 10:10 PM | #8385 |
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Christmas is like any other day for me, sitting at the table with a big fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore.
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August 16th, 2014, 11:13 AM | #8386 |
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The papers are full of celebrities either killing themselves or being involved in ancient sex offences.
Thank god there are no wars or serious outbreaks of diseases they need to report on.
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August 16th, 2014, 12:31 PM | #8387 |
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That awkward moment when you spot a picture of your mother on the Readers Wives website.
That even more awkward moment when the picture of your mother has a bloke who isn't your father. |
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August 16th, 2014, 04:22 PM | #8388 |
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August 16th, 2014, 04:38 PM | #8389 |
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It seems the Clippers forced sale will go through. Donald Sterling paid 12 million for them and is getting 2 BILLION but he is not happy about it. It puts him in the black
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August 17th, 2014, 09:12 AM | #8390 |
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A couple went to a movie and noticed a man and his dog watching the film together.
They were especially amazed when they saw the dog laughing during the funny parts. After the movie ended, the couple approached the unlikely pair. The husband said, "I'm absolutely astonished. It seems as if your dog actually enjoyed the movie." "I was a bit surprised myself" replied the dog's owner, "because he didn't like the book."
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