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April 8th, 2018, 09:55 AM	#2571
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	4308 ~ You want to cuddle afterwards ? . Would a quick thumbs up do , as I`m heading out the door ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 8th, 2018, 10:27 AM	#2572
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,651 Times in 57,562 Posts	4309. You've already had two thumbs up..Not to mention eight fingers and My Diver's wristwatch.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 8th, 2018, 10:37 AM	#2573
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	4309: You really need to stop using corn on the cob to pleasure yourself. Its such a big turn off having those kernels dropping out of your pussy when shagging you! __________________

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April 8th, 2018, 10:52 AM	#2574
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	4310: I see you've installed one of those "Take A Ticket/Now Serving" machines. Well I'm outta here! ... Why am I leaving you ask? ... Because you are now serving Number 8 and I've got Ticket number 29! __________________

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April 8th, 2018, 11:44 AM	#2575
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	4311: No I'm afraid fucking is not an Olympic sport or competition. Besides, what makes you think that you would even qualify to compete? __________________

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April 8th, 2018, 02:50 PM	#2576
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,108 Thanks: 449,638 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	4312 By saying you want a Mercedes Benz does that mean anal ain't out of the question __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 8th, 2018, 04:49 PM	#2577
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Exactly , who knew Keith wasn't a girl`s name ? 4313 ~ Heeey wait a second , we both can't have penises ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 8th, 2018, 09:57 PM	#2578
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4314 Like my father before me and his father before him.....HERE I CUM!!!!

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April 9th, 2018, 05:29 AM	#2579
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April 9th, 2018, 12:06 PM	#2580
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	4316: Your Indian heritage sure has its rewards. You suck my dick like you are smoking a peace pipe! __________________

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