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Old February 24th, 2018, 01:47 PM   #5491
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Bike Riding.

More exciting; Bull Riding or Calf Roping?
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Old February 24th, 2018, 02:09 PM   #5492
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Bull Riding

If you're at a bar and a man about you're same build comes to you and says that is his favorite seat. Do you move or say to the guy: Get your own seat?
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Old February 24th, 2018, 04:04 PM   #5493
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Probably tell him to get his own seat.

New Aston Martin or Vintage Maserati?
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Old February 24th, 2018, 05:07 PM   #5494
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Vintage Maserati

Modern or vintage?
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Old February 24th, 2018, 09:58 PM   #5495
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When you're at a bar do you have munchies with your drinks, or not?
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Yes, munchies. Gotta have munchies.


Cold watermelon or blueberries and cream?
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Cold watermelon

Ritchie Blackmore or Jimmy Page?
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At home with Mr. Jack Daniels as company.

This one's for you, MaxJoker.
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This one's for you, MaxJoker.
Do we get a choice?
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