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December 12th, 2016, 12:17 AM | #11861 |
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Then there's the ones who love poultry. They eat cranes
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December 12th, 2016, 12:49 AM | #11862 |
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What's a vegan zombies favorite vegetable?
Human beans. |
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December 12th, 2016, 12:50 AM | #11863 |
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Then there's the ones with bad aim. They eat veins
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December 13th, 2016, 09:37 PM | #11864 |
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December 14th, 2016, 02:08 PM | #11865 |
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russian joke
son "Dad, vodka has risen in price! Does it mean you're gonna drink less?" dad "No, son. It means you're gonna eat less." Last edited by Almero; December 15th, 2016 at 06:09 AM.. |
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December 14th, 2016, 02:53 PM | #11866 |
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My younger brother was running around saying that old rhyme - Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. He kept going on and on with it and wouldn't stop - so I picked up a big dictionary and hit him with it.
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December 14th, 2016, 03:08 PM | #11867 |
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I see Battersea Dog's Home has gone bust. They've had to call in the retrievers.....
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December 14th, 2016, 05:43 PM | #11868 |
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Apparently there's a strain of herpes that has crossed over to birds.
Scientists have dubbed it Chirpees, and say it's virtually untweetable. |
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December 14th, 2016, 05:48 PM | #11869 |
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December 14th, 2016, 06:00 PM | #11870 |
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