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June 5th, 2013, 07:29 PM	#11
pierrelm Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Midst the fen mists Posts: 5,451 Thanks: 55,807 Thanked 72,934 Times in 5,423 Posts	77. You can pee okay? Best leave it at that... 78. I've licked bigger clits...

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June 5th, 2013, 07:37 PM	#12
amantpoche Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,859 Thanks: 68,850 Thanked 199,698 Times in 6,832 Posts	79. it is so small that I wonder where the liquid out 80 . rumen waxing otherwise I do not see 81. it shows that you are a physicist, you carry your atom and molecules on you

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June 5th, 2013, 08:14 PM	#13
slisse Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: BE Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 32,668 Thanked 72,544 Times in 2,481 Posts	82. You better watch out not to behead it while shaving your bush 83. My fingers are far too big to masturbate you 84. With that in your pants you certainly won't impress the ladies __________________ Life is short, so try to make the best of it. If any of my links isn't working, please send me a PM so I can fix it. Thank you.

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June 6th, 2013, 02:14 AM	#14
luddite Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: N.D.G. Posts: 1,375 Thanks: 104,140 Thanked 12,287 Times in 1,336 Posts	85. I'll bet you aren't so tough without your gun and your badge. __________________ *Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...*

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June 6th, 2013, 11:41 AM	#15
slisse Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: BE Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 32,668 Thanked 72,544 Times in 2,481 Posts	86. My 12 year old boy's penis is already twice as long 87. Now I understand the expression "key-hole fucking" 88. Now I understand why they call you Little Billy __________________ Life is short, so try to make the best of it. If any of my links isn't working, please send me a PM so I can fix it. Thank you.

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June 6th, 2013, 12:54 PM	#16
DrBone Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,053 Thanks: 20,906 Thanked 25,349 Times in 1,150 Posts	89. Is Justin your real name or just what people call you ? __________________ Please feel free to PM me if any of my links go dead, I'm happy to re up as I can...

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June 6th, 2013, 03:24 PM	#17
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	Wish you were as big as BB __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 6th, 2013, 05:29 PM	#18
flipflop2 Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 340 Thanks: 37,714 Thanked 14,930 Times in 343 Posts	91 Don't worry; Maybe it will grow back....

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June 6th, 2013, 06:06 PM	#19
slisse Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: BE Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 32,668 Thanked 72,544 Times in 2,481 Posts	92. I don't think women will ever call you "my stallion" __________________ Life is short, so try to make the best of it. If any of my links isn't working, please send me a PM so I can fix it. Thank you.

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June 6th, 2013, 06:15 PM	#20
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,198 Thanks: 773,362 Thanked 856,531 Times in 57,628 Posts	93.That's the first time I've heard of an ingrowing penis... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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