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Old September 9th, 2017, 02:15 PM   #2111
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Old September 10th, 2017, 01:04 AM   #2115
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Sandy you dropped a letter. It is Whiner not winner.
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Old September 10th, 2017, 05:49 PM   #2118
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Big Grin As much as the Silver Surfer is upset now, he`ll be even more-er-er-er (It could be a real word ?) upset if all of you don't agree I`m the winner

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