10 Things Which Last Longer Than Marriage to Kim Kardashian - Page 2

**pharoahegypt** · November 14th, 2011, 04:25 PM

.......the time it took to eat that perfectly boiled egg.......?

Estreeter · November 14th, 2011, 04:27 PM

The moment of creation

HappyFlasher · November 16th, 2011, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by zabdart

Anyone is welcome to add their own list. Here's mine:
1. The current NBA lockout
2. The batteries in your remote control
3. The manufacturer’s warranty on her wedding gifts
4. The amount of time it takes Sarah Palin to write a book
5. The amount of time it takes Sarah Palin to read a book
6. Any season in any major sport
7. Any season of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”
8. The time between Lindsay Lohan’s court appearances
9. The amount of time it takes for Congress to actually do something
10. Keith Richards

11. The time it takes Kim Kardashian to put on her make-up

**KurtBarlow** · November 17th, 2011, 07:17 PM

12. The amount of time Ray J spent peeing on Princess Kim

**Mal Hombre** · November 18th, 2011, 12:35 PM

The time between Sepp Blatter's gaffes...

**cuzzyman927** · November 19th, 2011, 02:55 AM

The time it takes a wanker to wank.

The time it takes for her to wank off someone.

About as long as a good romp in the sack.

The time it takes to brush one's teeth.

The time it takes to recite the alphabet.

The time it takes to get dressed or undressed.

Her wedding service and reception.

**grossnex** · November 19th, 2011, 10:30 AM

1.) A snowball in Hell.

2.) Ice Cream in a shopping bag.

3.) The US Presidential Candidacy of Donald Trump.

4.) The combined invasions of France, Austria & Poland in WW2.

5.) Justin Bieber, Leif Garrett, Shaun Cassidy & Andy Gibb's singing careers.

6.) Disco.

7.) Joan Rivers' current face.

8.) Pam Anderson's current knockers.

9.) O.J. Simpson's freedom between incarcerations.

10.) The 2nd coming of Fear Factor.

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November 19th, 2011, 02:55 AM	#16
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,433 Times in 36,682 Posts	The time it takes a wanker to wank. The time it takes for her to wank off someone. About as long as a good romp in the sack. The time it takes to brush one's teeth. The time it takes to recite the alphabet. The time it takes to get dressed or undressed. Her wedding service and reception.

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grossnex Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Between the swamps of Jersey & NYC Posts: 2,571 Thanks: 34,428 Thanked 91,875 Times in 2,857 Posts	1.) A snowball in Hell. 2.) Ice Cream in a shopping bag. 3.) The US Presidential Candidacy of Donald Trump. 4.) The combined invasions of France, Austria & Poland in WW2. 5.) Justin Bieber, Leif Garrett, Shaun Cassidy & Andy Gibb's singing careers. 6.) Disco. 7.) Joan Rivers' current face. 8.) Pam Anderson's current knockers. 9.) O.J. Simpson's freedom between incarcerations. 10.) The 2nd coming of Fear Factor.