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Old August 7th, 2018, 09:50 AM   #7551
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If I lived in Australia, something would have killed me by now.
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something would have killed me by now.
The drought?
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Don't forget the flies.
Do you name them all individually?
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Do you name them all individually?
No. It's counter productive to be on a first name basis with someone you want to kill.
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No. It's counter productive to be on a first name basis with someone you want to kill.
Ah! That's why they always call him "Mr Bond" rather than James.

Makes sense.
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Australians are guys who die from spiderbites and snake infections. Otherwise they're normal, almost
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An interesting theory, but no; most of us die from heart disease and stroke just like everyone else
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Australians are guys who die from spiderbites and snake infections. Otherwise they're normal, almost
I want to hear the spiders' and snakes' side of the story.

How long can they survive after biting an Aussie?

I'd give the poor little buggers only minutes to live!
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Old August 8th, 2018, 10:53 PM   #7559
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They probably die from alcohol poisoning from the high level in the bloodstream of the average ocker Aussie....
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Barnaby Joyce's book tells how he started "self-medicating with alcohol". In my day it was called "getting on the piss".
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