What if you lived in Australia?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by philll_77

Since it will serve real food, calling it a McD's would be false advertising and be in breach of the trade description Act.
"Trail's pukka eats" sounds better.

McQuokka sounds great
Mmm, McQuokka

Big Quok -
2 all Quokka patties
Special sauce
Lettuce
Cheese
Pickles
Onions
Served on a sesame seed bun

[GraemeAU50]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

The reason for that is, Rich Asians were buying up big on inner city suburbs and helping inflate prices for future profit and ripping off our citizens, I goy no problem in banning all foreign ownership of land and property here unless it's a company directly employing people here and paying tax here, other than that, no way.

Totally agree

There's a lot of vacant apartments in and around Melbourne's CBD purchased by Chinese buyers and no doubt in other capital cities around Australia

Still remember when Federal Labor decided in their infinite wisdom to remove the rules on developers selling more than half of their developments to foreign ownership to having no cap if the development is bigger than 100 apartments

Then there's all the foreign ownership of agricultural land that is increasing year by year too

[effCup]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Special sauce

More indigenous content reqd. Where're the fried witchetty grubs? Filet o' barramundi? Served with a what'll it be 'ere (wattle beer).

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by effCup

More indigenous content reqd. Where're the fried witchetty grubs? Filet o' barramundi? Served with a what'll it be 'ere (wattle beer).

Quokka Blood Thick Shake

Gourmet Range
Spicy McQuokka Nuggets

[GraemeAU50]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Quokka Blood Thick Shake

Gourmet Range
Spicy McQuokka Nuggets

And for a more memorable experience you could take a Quokka Selfie with your dinner before it's 'prepared' for you....

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

McQuokka sounds great
Mmm, McQuokka

Big Quok -
2 all Quokka patties
Special sauce
Lettuce
Cheese
Pickles
Onions
Served on a sesame seed bun

Anyone who tries to sell quokka meat to fast food restaurants will be arrested by the Australian secret police, thrown into a deep dark dungeon and for the rest of their miserable lives be tortured. Anyway you can't take quokkas off Rottnest Island. There are surveillance cameras everywhere and anyone would be instantly arrested and sent to the new Australian Gulag set up just for this.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Anyone who tries to sell quokka meat

I wouldn't try, I'd succeed

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I wouldn't try, I'd succeed

Try it and wifey will never see you again. One day you won't come home. Wifey will get frantic and go to every authority and be given the runaround. And at the same time you will be in the Gulag and be tortured. Next the Australian secret police who have absolute authority will forge documents that will evict wifey from your home and demolish your house. Your bank accounts and any property you own will be ceased, then disposed of and wifey will end up as a homeless beggar on the streets of Geelong.

[GraemeAU50]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Try it and wifey will never see you again. One day you won't come home. Wifey will get frantic and go to every authority and be given the runaround. And at the same time you will be in the Gulag and be tortured. Next the Australian secret police who have absolute authority will forge documents that will evict wifey from your home and demolish your house. Your bank accounts and any property you own will be ceased, then disposed of and wifey will end up as a homeless beggar on the streets of Geelong.

Could be worse, could end up sentenced to live in Moe.....

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Try it and wifey will never see you again. One day you won't come home. Wifey will get frantic and go to every authority and be given the runaround. And at the same time you will be in the Gulag and be tortured. Next the Australian secret police who have absolute authority will forge documents that will evict wifey from your home and demolish your house. Your bank accounts and any property you own will be ceased, then disposed of and wifey will end up as a homeless beggar on the streets of Geelong.

If that's what it takes to get out of Melbourne , then bring on the poor poor Quokkas