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Old December 27th, 2015, 11:44 AM   #21
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Level 2 ? Purgatory ? Lightweights,I can't believe that I'm the most evil person on this forum.
Don't worry!
I'll be glad to meet you in a few(? ) years ... in The City of Dis.
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Old December 28th, 2015, 04:00 PM   #22
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Level 9 - Cocytus

"This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair"


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Guess I should have lied on that question as to whether the first thing I think about when I meet a woman is if she`s ever done
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Old December 28th, 2015, 07:18 PM   #23
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Well, I've finally taken the test, here is what I got...

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html

To miss-quote Maxwell Smart:

"Missed Purgatory by *that* much..."
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