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December 27th, 2015, 11:44 AM | #21 | |
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I'll be glad to meet you in a few(? ) years ... in The City of Dis.
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FUBAR can (also) mean that YOU live in the deepest forest ... with a poorer bandwidth than the Apollo 13 crew ever had ... while YOUR government's eggheads in YOUR capital enjoy surfing with 150MB/sec or more! Of course, these numbskulls never watch internet porn! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. They can afford young "Bunga Bunga" chicks. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Tester2010; December 31st, 2015 at 07:42 PM.. |
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December 28th, 2015, 04:00 PM | #22 |
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I demand a re-cnut !!
Level 9 - Cocytus
"This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair" Whoops Guess I should have lied on that question as to whether the first thing I think about when I meet a woman is if she`s ever done
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December 28th, 2015, 07:18 PM | #23 |
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Well, I've finally taken the test, here is what I got...
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very High Level 2 | Moderate Level 3 | Low Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low Level 7 | Low Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html To miss-quote Maxwell Smart: "Missed Purgatory by *that* much..." |
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