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Old May 31st, 2018, 07:38 PM   #661
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Now I`m not saying this five foot five , thirty nine year old no children and doesn't want any horror film and sarcasm fan is perfect



Since does like Harry - Shudder - Potter



Although she comes close



Just wish she lived likewise
Oh I do like her.
I just scrolled up the page ,and there is a pattern emerging between the Ladies,...Max you do like a nice set of knockers
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Old June 1st, 2018, 07:36 AM   #662
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and say you're not interested in a one night stand or just tits and ass, the ask her for pics at home not wearing that be be more realistic , like wearing an apron in front a of a hot stove making bacon an eggs for breakfast ..... for the bloke she fucked on a one night stand 3 hours earlier




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Sorry, I'm terrible
No she is Mate , as check out this lot

Here`s her latest "Update"

Just looking for drama free

Drama free
Is she shitting us

Fellow Forum Fellas of the jury please allow me to submit the evidence which I say will clearly refute (Hell yes it`s a real word ) her claims to be "Drama free"

Because along with her photos also took the liberty of copying her updates since February , muahahaha


Ok. Brief as possible but I’ll try and get all details in.
Met a man lets call him cancer man a year ago. First wife passed away,
2nd wife left him for another man.
He met me (online dating here) few months later.
We dated. Fell for each other.
Ex wife kept texting him confusing his head.
We spilt up.
He moved on and occasionally messaged with guilt over how he ended things.
Met again, he admitted to dating two others but “they weren’t you” his words.
So again, messages and confusion from him he decided not to get back
together as 2nd time around he felt “no spark” his words.
I tried to move on. He certainly did as he’s now in a relationship (6 months)
. Yet just before Christmas he starts to text again. Apparently I’m the only
one who understands him, gets him, who he can turn to blah blah. Sentimental messages of how much I was “a big part of his life and still am”.
I’m confused beyond words. I cut to the chase and ask what do you want?
He’s not happy. Not sure how compatible his significant other is.
Am I being an emotional crutch for him? He knows my feelings haven’t changed.
He doubts what he’s done. Guilt ridden. Sentimental.
I’d have him back at the drop of a hat because we really did connect which
I think is why he keeps coming back. But tell me, and I being mugged off
again. We haven’t arranged to see each other.
I refuse to as he has a girlfriend. I don’t message him he messages ME.
I have no idea what to do. I try to move on and when I meet a new potential
date, he bloody texts me. It’s like he knows !!
Need some insight into his mind set
Thanks

Seriously "Drama free"
Off her face more like
That wasn't a profile that was lunacy
Let`s carry on with her various updates though , and I`ll separate them with a rightly confused emoticon


Just need a decent genuine man to share it with.
Not here to be messed around and certainly not looking for a friend
with benefits or one night stand.





Limited time available then I'll be leaving my future to fate. Unique model.
One of a kind. Reliable. Trustworthy. Great curves. Original parts,
no modifications Won't be on here much longe.


Longe

Can't believe I paid for this crap
I seem to get more reaction and replies with blond hair!
Why's that guys? My pictures are not filtered,
snap chatted, airbrushed or FAKE!! If you've deli.


Deli

Don't let my look scare you off.
I love vintage fashion but that doesn't mean I live it.
Please come and say hello find out about me.
Please don't judge by the cover.
NOW RED NOT BLOND. BODY IS THE SAME




After wading through the bull s***, sorting the boys from the men and the liars, cheats, fakes and scams, I thought I’d found him
Clearly not. Lmfao ! Another one who’s profile was a load of rubbish
Right. Let’s cut the bull. So recently, after giving 100% to someone I met off here,
im basically told that he’s not looking for a relationship but I can still see him after investing a considerable amount of time on him.
Hmmm ?? that’s f*** buddies isn’t it. So I’m good enough for that but not good enough to admit your seeing me and show me off. Nah, don’t think so mate!
Now, if your reading this, your going to be reading the most frank, blunt and honest profile on here.
I am loyal. I’m honest. I’m no longer a pushover. I now have VERY HIGH STANDARDS and extremely HIGH MORALS after the last fiasco
So I’ve been on/off PoF for just over a year. In that time I’ve met three guys who ALL SAID they wanted a relationship.
We dated, eventually they lied enough for me to believe I was special to them and they worked their way into my affections.
Guess what, soon after I get the same message. Your dumped I’m not ready for commitment.
Oh but your ready to jump into my bed but too chicken to admit you’ve been seeing me for the past 5 or 6 weeks!!
Why go on a dating site if your actually NOT looking for a relationship.
I mean, I’m not asking for marriage, kids or moving in with you!
So HERES THE DEAL
I own my own business so my spare time is precious. If I spend it with you, please use it wisely
I have a cat. Love me. Love my cat
If we go on a date I will pay 50% of the bill. That way when I get in my taxi to go home I won’t feel obliged to go back to yours for “coffee”
Should you decide you’d like to see me again and would like to get to know me,
then expect a several week wait before you spend the night with me.
By that time I’ll know a) that your genuine b) that you truly do want to be with me and c) I’d have sussed out your situation,
I’ll have found out if your actually still married, recently separated,
still attached, still hung up and in love with the ex girlfriend, living in a caravan, embarrassed to be seen out with me etc etc
So if you want a bird who’s looking to fleece you out of your money, move in,
get covered on your car insurance, make you re home your dog, who will demand she comes before your mates and kids, best you press NEXT
I not here to be f***ed around with. I will wait a long time before I give myself to you if I decide I want you.
If you give me the “I’m not ready” message I’ll just ignore your text and block you.
Is that blunt enough for you
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I haven’t lost my sense of humour, I’ve lost my will to find a genuine man




Geez drama free

Yeah and none of her photos are photo shopped either



As she takes them in dark shadows or so whited out they don't have to be


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Max you do like a nice set of knockers
Only in the Booblical sense Teaky
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Old June 1st, 2018, 08:35 AM   #663
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Just looking for drama free

Drama free
Is she shitting us

Fellow Forum Fellas of the jury please allow me to submit the evidence which I say will clearly refute (Hell yes it`s a real word ) her claims to be "Drama free"
Women and "drama free" It's actually quite funny when it doesn't affect you at all.

I don't really get what she's trying to achieve with that profile - she's looking for a man to commit to her 100% before meeting her, and if she deems they have a "connection", he's never allowed to reconsider his feelings? Do you reckon she's having much success?

And why doesn't she just ignore the bloke she's complaining about?
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Won't be on here much longe.


Longe
Mate get into contact with her and tell her all about a fine chap you know who lives far far away in a land with warm climate, low population, has wide open spaces and can help with her spelling

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And why doesn't she just ignore the bloke she's complaining about?
Simple, she loves getting fucked but hates men
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Women and "drama free" It's actually quite funny when it doesn't affect you at all.
It`s getting better Stoney as she`s updated again


This site is a waste of my time and energy.

IM OFF TO GET A LIFE


Should I message her for a second time and point out Im is spelled "I`m"

Am sure she`d love me for that

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And why doesn't she just ignore the bloke she's complaining about?
Can bet that`s what every bloke who read it thought

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Mate get into contact with her and tell her all about a fine chap you know who lives far far away in a land with warm climate, low population, has wide open spaces and can help with her spelling
Greenman



Sad actually Mate as me and she could have been good together



Or at the very least I would be telling you whether she does
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Electro shock therapy more like

Still could always be



Now I've nothing against full figured women ,



Fact they rock ,



Butt she`s got eyebrows bushier than my pubes (Sorry if anyone is eating right now ) , triply so since shaved I them this morning

Also want`s kids

Plus profile consists of these words only

Fill in later xx


No she didn't include a question mark.

The darn temptress tease
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Also want`s kids
Didn't you start a thread called "I'm so childish"

You could be her lover and son and tell her you have a friend



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Last night she (No I`m not obsessed find her funny , as the woman has zero self awareness ) removed every image then added this new one



Today even that is gone

Maybe she didn't like the messages that probably arrived overnight , requesting more photos of her pussy

Yet enough (Until next time ) of that lunatic.

Here`s winterpenguins. A 24 year old / non smoking / 5' 10 / Christian / Norwich based / Scorpio that doesn't care how old the chap is provided he has the ability to actually care .



Piercings or not she`s very cute

Profile is too

Hiiiii

Im katrina
Im deaf , yes i am
I also like
Windy walks
Horror films
Drawing
The rain
Lov cuddles and holding hands
i have a dog and a cat, alfie and love. i also have 3 fish but they have no names, just fish 1,2 and 3.

im looking for a relationship ideally, but freinds is always good, can never have enough of them.
im rather shy at first and have issues with confidence but i do come out off my ninja turtle shell...
I have quite alot off tattoos and plan to get more

um what else? i dont work but i do work. i make and sell stuff from home. (Calenders and cards etc) doesnt pay alot but i try ????
this is kunting awkwarrd. so just ask anything you want to know...


Yes she`s deaf.

I however happen to know basic sign language.

No don't mean the middle finger move

Thing is ... Well , see for yourself




Exactly



Why has such a beautiful young girl done such things to herself



Makes you wonder what put her on this disfiguring (In my own opinion) path



All power to her happiness just the same though.
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Guess who deleted her furious profile , three days ago
Yet hath returned.
That`s right



She`s back and more balanced than never


I知 hoping this will be my final attempt at finding a decent guy!

I知 self employed, positive, love socialising, work hard, love vintage/retro fashion and all things classic from cars to memorabilia, though I don稚 live it.

Music tastes from swing, RnR, jazz, big bands to Hendrix, Led Zeppelin and Soul. If the music makes you feel good, why stick to one genre?

Ive been living alone for 4 years. No serious relationship during that time, just a couple of idiots that said the right things and meant something else.

Independent, unique, colourful, fun, loving, tactile and discretely romantic.

Here to find a guy who has similar interests but not a deal breaker. I would embrace your lifestyle as I hope you壇 embrace mine.

I would love to finally have a good old fashioned boyfriend where we can go out, have fun together, make memories, chill and do random things.

If you are in your twenties please get a reality check. I am NOT a MILF or COUGAR! I値l just block you as flattering as it is, I want a man not a boy. NOT here to be a friend with benefits either, there痴 other sites for one night stands and I知 not that kind of person so jog on!

I知 at a time in my life where I知 not here to mess about, I want something and someone that has a backbone and guts.


Living alone for four years ,sure.
As who in Satan`s own knob cheese would be able to stand living with her
Oh and now it`s only two blokes
Wherein from my guess-timation based upon her ever changing profiles she has done the beast with two anuses with at least five to six chaps in the last year
Not that there`s anything wrong with that.
It`s just yikes, and she dares call herself a Buddhist

Next up is sweetiepicnic



A 38 year old , five foot , Taurus , Free thinker who is looking for the long term. Sadly lives way off in Glasgow though . Wrote just "Hello" on her profile . Plus hasn't dated more than a year a turn , and wants us to ask what her profession is.



Me I say when you`re that cute a half Japanese half Scotch girl you don't need a profession. The state should just give her money to walk around the city brightening up everybodies day
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