Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s - Page 56

MaxJoker · August 7th, 2017, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by rosestone

Seriously now, what is it with women taking selfies in front of a toilet with the lid up?

I just hope she flushed first Mate

MaxJoker · August 8th, 2017, 02:43 PM

At least ,

She`s

Honest ,

Me:
Loyal
Hardworking
Funny
Creative
Caring
Independent
Stylish
Eccentric
Impatient
Sassy
Feisty

Likes:
Theatre
Art
Culture
Travelling
Dogs
Films
Music
Crafts

Dislikes:
Tattoos
Gold chains and excessive jewellery
Motorbikes
Boxing
Football
"Lol" at the end of every sentence
Frogs
Overfamiliarity
Hypocrisy

Although saying that her longest "Relationship" has been under a year (

) and even I a liker of the voluptuous must admit maybe she could do with losing a couple stone. Or ten

Still it could ....... What

You dare bombard me with pms claiming it couldn't be worse

Says you as check out somebody who hates lazy stupid (According to her that means most of us

) men ,

Uh huh yet as WE can see she`s such a hard working genius rather than taking a new photo , chose to do that instead

Estreeter · August 8th, 2017, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I don't know what I'm trying to say

MaxJoker · August 8th, 2017, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I don't know what I'm trying to say

Probably that she doesn't do

Hell sod doesn't or couldn't

Actually without help can she even find it

sterling1961 · August 8th, 2017, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I don't know what I'm trying to say

She's a barrel of laughs?

**BondJmsBond** · August 8th, 2017, 10:40 PM

You guys are unfair, inside is a beautiful woman.

Now hand me that chainsaw and we'll get her out of there.

Estreeter · August 9th, 2017, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

You guys are unfair, .

And selective

Class goes a long way ...

A very very long way ...

Until you read her profile and says she uses drugs now and then

MaxJoker · August 9th, 2017, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

You guys are unfair

Well we can't all be blonde gods like Tabler

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Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

inside is a beautiful woman.

Prove it

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Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

Now hand me that chainsaw and we'll get her out of there.

Can't we push the barrel over Niagara falls and let nature set her free

I wondered how she could be thirty nine and yet never have had a relationship that lasted over a year

So investigated

Her profile as you've seen is bloody lazy . All the same sent a light hearted message asking what she had against frogs.
Now remember she`s the one who put on her profile about disliking frogs and all I did was include a tame joke concerning Kermit.

Got this reply

The croaky kind.....I can deal with the French.
Why do you think I'm German ?

What in the chunky cock does that even mean or have anything to do with what I asked

Can anyone decipher that reply

No wonder it`s under a year. She`s a bloody whackjob

**rosestone** · August 9th, 2017, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Her profile as you've seen is bloody lazy . All the same sent a light hearted message asking what she had against frogs.
Now remember she`s the one who put on her profile about disliking frogs and all I did was include a tame joke concerning Kermit.

Got this reply

The croaky kind.....I can deal with the French.
Why do you think I'm German ?

What in the chunky cock does that even mean or have anything to do with what I asked

Can anyone decipher that reply

No wonder it`s under a year. She`s a bloody whackjob

Are you sure you wrote Kermit, and not Helmut?

MaxJoker · August 9th, 2017, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by rosestone

Are you sure you wrote Kermit, and not Helmut?

No Mate , just a little joke about Kermit.
Hasn't got the excuse that I sent it at eleven at night (So was maybe blind drunk) either ,as I sent it at eleven this morning and she replied a minute later.

Maybe she was trying to be funny

Although can anybody figure out the gag

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